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    "Perhaps the captain could drive your tank, while *you* came and had a drink with me."

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    Set in the Cafe Rene in Nouvion. A war is on, those who do not fit in with the Third Reich's ideal must hide, even if sometimes that involves hiding in plain sight. With Hubert Gruber trying to live his life and just get through the War he has to confide in someone. Who can he trust?

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    In which we learn exactly how Helga and Gruber ended up married after "ze war" - and in which I take these characters much, much too seriously.

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    7/?
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    "When you put on that uniform, you swore to obey orders."

    MATURE RATING for chapter 5

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    Outtakes of The Lily

    between Lily ch 2 (the fire) and ch 4 (visitors arrive)
    [recently posted first]
    ch 4 (2022/01/30): **NC17** - first half of '43
    ch 5 (2022/01/01): PG13 - end of '43
    ch 1-3 (2021/12/09): PG13 - early spring '43

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    5/?
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    "It was a surprisingly peaceful day in Café René. No Germans yet, as they were yet to open, no madcap plans to execute, and to René’s immense delight, no singing, on account of Edith being away buying a new hat. So, he was content with the quiet, humming to himself as he cleaned under the table in the back room, dreaming of either Yvette or Maria, or possibly both.
    But all good things must come to an end."

    Rene's life was beginning to get easier. The painting was secure, and he was rarely being bothered, until a new thorn was stuck in his side. A fake niece, come to spy on the Germans, though she ends up doing very little of that, more bothered about music, boys and weapons. Just like any other 19-year-old.

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    2/?
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    Fear Fire Foe!

    ...and then the Phoenix rises

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    The evening had started out as most did: bad wine listening to the colonel gripe about the latest thievery by the Resistance, followed with a nice cognac watching René rush around the café. Unfortunately, this was *not* followed with one of the better evenings, when René would finally have time to stand at the bar for a bit, and Gruber could join him for a chat.

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    "My mother used to insist on large birthday parties," he felt René's hand stroke his back, as though hearing his wistfulness, "All my supposed 'friends'..." He let himself absorb the care in the hands stroking him and combing his hair until his jaw stopped twitching and he could shrug, "They are not memories I enjoy."

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    4/4
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    René huffed, grinning and immediately feeling quite fond of the old woman, "I expect that made your mother's family even happier."

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    1/1
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    René grinned widely, "That lipstick is a lovely shade of red."

    Gruber's eyes widened, possibly in memory of his insulted claim to never wear the stuff, but then he smirked very wickedly and leaned in, right to René's ear, which made his disguise a good thing, considering anyone watching... "The matching underwear feels lovely."

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    When morning came, Hubert was still smiling.

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    Hubert's world is turned upside down when his safe haven is burned to the ground and looted.

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    1/1
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    "Tank commanders?? Where will I find a *tank*-" René choked as the colonel raised his brows toward the piano, "But colonel, I do not think even putting Yvette in a pair of *trousers* would be enough!"

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    "It had not occurred to me that there could be other situations where a gentleman must be forceful."

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    the witch of November come stealin'

    Or 'Get Gruber naked'

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    A new resistance recruit is keen to take risks to impress Michelle of the resistance. However, there are further developments as she becomes embroiled within other dangerous liaisons.

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    René grumbled under his breath as he climbed the ladder, "I had meant to live a quiet life. Climbing ladders to steal from château-occupying armies was not quiet. Well. I hope it would be 'quiet', but it was not a quiet *life*."

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    "René. How do you know what is in this locket?"

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    12
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    2
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