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    Liu Qingge's qi deviation goes differently. No one dies, but that doesn't necessarily make things better.

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    In another universe, a new System is assigned to Shen Yuan. A screw up on it's end means Shen Yuan is landed the role of a nameless but pivotal cannon fodder villain whom Luo Binghe first encounters as a child. As Shen Yuan grows attached to his new life , he does his best to hug the protagonist's thigh. Only to realize....Eh? Since when did he hug the protagonist's heart from the very start?

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    Pequeños shortfic que subí a Twitter
    ✨ Fanfic
    ✨ MDZS
    ✨TGCF
    ✨Danmei
    ✨Yaoi
    ✨Yuri
    ✨Semi-incesto
    ✨ Crack-fic
    Las etiquetas cambiaran conforme suba mas capitulos

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    One morning Jiang Wanyin wakes up in an unknown bed. A pesky voice, referring to itself as the System, tells him that he transmigrated into a novel, and that his only chance to get out is to fulfill a pre-set goal.
    In a strange turn of events, the owner of said bed, the Peak Lord of Bai Zhan, offers his help to acquire the item needed for Jiang Cheng’s leave, and the two of them sets out on a bizarre journey.
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    In which Jiang Cheng needs to destress, but he only gets exponentially more stressed.

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    "You know, Yuan-ge...", Ning Yingying bit her lip. "Maybe you should let someone else do it for you?"

    "I can't just skip out on this, Yingying", an amused huff, as Shen Yuan tilted his head to let her have an easier time tying back his hair. "It'll be fine. Plus, Ming Fan and Biyu-shijie are coming with me."

    But I have a bad feeling about this, ge, she wanted to say. I feel like you won't be coming back and--

    "I'll come with you", was what came out of her mouth instead. "The more the merrier, right?"

    Members of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are usually exceptionally gifted in their own way, whether by brains, brawn, or ability. Especially the honorable Peak Lords and their chosen successors as Head Disciples.

    No one really expected some individuals to have some sort of foresight, though--instinctual or otherwise.

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    Gongyi Xiao rushes back to the water prison after releasing Shen Qingqiu only to find a familiar snake trying to slither in. Zhúzhī-láng is not used to kindness, and naive Gongyi Xiao misunderstands.

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    While tracking a suspicious fortune-teller, Shen Qingqiu falls unconscious. The fortune-teller extracts a glowing orb from his body, telling Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge that this Shen Qingqiu is an imposter, and they can see for themselves if they don't believe it.

    Alternatively, the Demon Lord and Peak Lords watch Scum-Villain's Self-Saving System.

    Characters Watch the Series fanfic. Post-Canon.

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    Luo Binghe a gang leader in modern day China, is betrayed and killed by someone he loves and is transmigrated into SVSSS where he’s stuck in the body of a white lotus disciple with the same name as him.

    And ah, yes, he’s stuck there with strong, hot, ancient Chinese men.

    And a annoying system telling him to seduce his shifu!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

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    Shen Yuan is transmigrated into the book that he died cursing, <<>> even the title sounds half assed! What could the author have been thinking!

    But there's one problem... Shen Yuan hadn't grown up in China and only knew English...Oh god, his ancestors would roll over in their graves if they'd found out he forgot his mother tongue! Is this some kind of Devine punishment!? Good thing the system had subtitles!

    ...or not.

    He can now understand them but they can't understand him!

    What happens when the dignified Qing Jing peak lord goes through a minor Qi deviation and is now speaking another language? Obviously he's possessed! Or... not? No? Then how will they figure this communication error out!?

    Likewise, Shen QingQiu, the original, woke up next to... IS THAT BINGHE!? oh god... its worse... it's a life sized pillow version that he was hugging! And why is everyone around him speaking another language? WHY CANT HE FEEL HIS CORE OR SPIRITUAL VEINS!? at least he has his limbs back...

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    Especially when you and your Qi-ge are both fools, but you still are the chief strategist of the sect.

    //Or: A/B/O PIDW AU whare Yue Qingyuan are the only omega among peak lords, but no one knows that. Shen Qingqiu is forced to be first who knows it when he see his true mate in heat near his house in the middle of the night. Now he needs to rethink a lot.

    And yes, they will just hugging comfortingly and nothing else.

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    “You used to look like a god.” Luo Binghe pressed his nose into the crook of Shen Qingqiu’s neck, breathing in. “But now I know you're just like me.”

    His fingers twitched. He desperately wanted to blast him with spiritual energy, but he tried to remain calm even as his insides seemed to boil. “You and I are nothing alike.”

    “Aren’t we?”

    “You’re a beast.”

    “And you aren’t? Shizun, if nothing else, you are a demon wearing a human’s skin. And even if we do consider you a human, you are still close enough that I can drag you down with me as you deserve. I can thus touch you, and own you, and push you under me.”

    Shen Qingqiu wanted to scream.

    Luo Binghe just smirked, still running his thumb along the marks covering the other man’s neck, a delighted glint in his eyes. “It’s ironic, isn’t it? Now the beast who’s trapped is you.”

    Shen Qingqiu is ensnared by someone he denounces as a beast. But is his disciple right? Are they perhaps both monsters after all—who deserve nothing more than each other?

    An (canon-divergent) AU where Bing-ge decides to take back what's his during peace talks with the Cang Qiong Mountain sect.

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    he is just the bestie that dies to give the hero to cry two tears at and villain to smash at accidentally. Not even intentionally !!! And the worst part is not those two things either. The worst part is that ,the villain is your fav character who doesn’t even know you existed.

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    Liu Qingge's qi deviation isn't fixed with one simple palm strike so Shen Qingqiu does the next best thing, a proven cure-all in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way - papapa.

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    As Shen Yuan, he had never been healthy enough to know what a rut feels like. So, after transmigrating into Shen Qingqiu's body, he has no idea what he's feeling until he finds himself hovering over Luo Binghe in bed with the itching desire to mate and breed him.

    Fuck.

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    The constant sound of dripping woke the bound man, the water around him impossible to touch.

    Before the pieces fall into place, an ancient shadow appears over the threshold; with the cursed sword, the unfamiliar gaze.

    A horrible act that brings a precious creature.

    Shen Jiu wants to protect this life.
    But, that life is not his own.

     

    Or: Jiumei becomes a strategic mamazun. The cultivation world didn't stand a chance. Some random dudes are alive wth

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    with a detailed backstory for SJ and throwing the whole svsss plot down the abyss i give you a shen jiu centric pidw fanfic

    Shen jiu a prostitute's child. who already acted like a grown man. after a failed attempt on his life by his mother.
    escapes and meets his qi ge, after years of slavery and begging is betrayed and bought by the qiu household.
    makes a promise with his qi ge who eventually abandoned him [ or so he thought ]. snaps and massacres the whole household except for the women and children. tries to commit suicide but is saved by wu yanzi an infamous rogue cultivator who manipulates and tortures him into a child soldier. but after reuniting with his qi ge
    shen jiu fights him to the death and kills his master. only to break once more after talking with his qi ge.
    taken in as a disciple and shedding blood sweat and tears to become a peak lord and taking in disciples.
    shen jiu's past eventually re-surfaces and haunts him. will he be able to heal with the help of a few certain people or will he become an even more evil peak lord.

     

    author is bad at writing and needs help lol.

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    Luo Binghe looks at the limp figure hanging from the chains. Waits for the triumph and glee he felt the first time he saw his Shizun like this, completely at his mercy (or lack thereof). The only sensation he feels is something gnawing at his heart like a frostbite, a thick, treacle-like darkness spreading through the cavern of his chest until it’s hollowed out. A Shen Qingqiu-shaped endless abyss.

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    When torturing Shen Qingqiu fails to bring Luo Binghe the desired results, he tries something different.

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    “Binghe, you have what you want now,” there were cool, bloody fingers against his cheek, Shen Qingqiu’s voice gentle against the dying caws of the birds. “Be kind. Take care…of everyone. Of yourself.”

    (Or: Fresh out of the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe implored Shen Qingqiu to meet him one more time. Shen Qingqiu should have known better than to agree.)

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    Story is based on the manga/anime Dakaretai Otoko Ichii Ni Odosarete Imasu. Shen Yuan (Stage name: Shen Qingqiu | Fans' Nickname: Shizun) is a 28 years old A-list actor. With twenty years experiences in acting and has won the Best Actor Award. Luo Binghe (Stage name: Luo Bingge | Fans' Nickname: My Lord) is a 22 years old new actor. Only has three years of acting experience and with an outlook of everything around him was a vast sea of colorless world. That is... until Luo Binghe meets Shen Yuan...

    Luo Binghe: "A'Yuan, can I have sex with you?"

    Shen Yuan: "!!!"

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    Liu Qingge frowns. "Who are you."

    The teenager-child clicks his tongue, brushing his brown hair away from his face. He looked like was about 15-16, with his small stature, doe-like eyes and baby face. There was dirt smeared on one side of his face and his hair was falling over his shoulders in messy tangles. "I'm your Shixiong! My name's Shang Qinghua but you can call me Shang-Shixiong!"

    "....Shang-Shixiong?" 

    Shang Qinghua grins at him brightly, it made him look younger than he already looked. "Yes!"  

    "But you look younger than me." He tells him.

    "OI! I'll have you know that I'm like, older than you by a couple of years!" 


    -OR-
     
    A Liu Qingge & Shang Qinghua Centric story with a hint of Moshang in it.

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