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    Between being the Peak Lord of An Ding and his courtly duties as Mobei-jun's husband, Shang Qinghua just needs a time where he doesn't have to think, doesn't have to make decisions. He lets his loving husband know but signals when exactly he needs it in the only way he knows that will get as thoroughly and roughly taken care of as he wants.

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    Various odd little crack ideas inspired by Moxiang Tongxiu's work. Will add series tags as needed.

    C1: Do Not Disturb: Leave that coffin alone you pervs. MDZS
    C2: Grisly Ghouls: Check out these moves. MDZS
    C3: A Blade Without An Edge MDZS
    C4: Just the way you are SV
    C5: Systemic Shock SV
    C6: Gentlemen's Agreement MDZS
    C7: Out of the Dark SV

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    Bing-Ge realmente desea poder saciar ese deseo que resurgió en lo profundo de su ser cuando conoció a Shen QingQiu del mundo alterno, no podía seguir viviendo con ese nudo en la garganta por lo que, después de obtener una idea extraña de una de sus 600 esposas, decidió tomar cartas en el asunto y buscar a su propio Shen QingQiu, uno que lo ame a él y no a Bing-Mei.

    Into el Shizun-Verse hahaha

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    Since the system told him Luo Binghe would lose 10.000 coolness points if he doesn't fall into the abyss, Shen Qingqiu was almost every day on the run, completing mission after mission.

    So what happens when his Shizun was chasing after every point possible to prevent things from happening?

    All credits to cherrytisane! <3 I got the idea from this Twitter post. Sorry for using this idea, I didn't find your post about this. I'll give you all the credit for this!
    Cherrytisane on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cherrytisane/pseuds/cherrytisane
    The Twitter post: https://twitter.com/cherrytisane/status/1093620922336989184

    And many thanks to claudine (https://archiveofourown.org/users/claudine/pseuds/claudine) for sending me the Twitter post and cherrytisanes pseudo here!

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    Liu Mingyan makes a face, before saying, “Ge, I don’t know how to tell you you’re kind of hopeless. Maybe you should go back to square one and start bringing him gifts. Maybe he’ll pick up on your burgeoning feelings for him.”

    “They’re not - they’re not burgeoning,” Liu Qingge sulks.

    --

    Liu Qingge likes Mu Qingfang, but his methods are a little too obtuse. Enter Liu Mingyan, expert on all things romance (Sort of. Most of it's theoretical, but it still counts, right??)

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    For the record, Shen Qingqiu did not set out to collect a harem of ridiculously pretty men, okay? Blame Shang Qinghua for that. It's all his fault in the first place.

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    Liu Qingge never paid Shen Qingqiu attention unless he had to, before. But things are different now, and in a million little ways, this new Shen Qingqiu keeps managing to make him...feel things. Things he's not used to.

    Basically SQQ keeps being attractive and adorable without realizing it and eventually it's going to build up to the point LQG has to do something about it.

    Updates will be sporadic in length and in upload date. Starts pre-abyss.

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    Shang Qinghua was not a popular part of the Cang Qiong base’s community at the best of times, but right now he felt on the more hostile side of being tolerated. Even when he told people he was just doing his job, following orders like every other person on the lower end of the food chain, he felt only seconds away from a knife between his ribs or a club bashing his head in. Not that he himself had done anything to warrant such actions.

     

    A Zombie Apocalypse-AU in which everyone is just doing their best to survive.

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    With another sigh he turned his head around. Under his bed there was a stack of books. They were his precious scripts. He never gave up writing stories, and over time a lot of them summed up here. The second stack there was something like a diary, but with more... action. He loved to call it 'The adventures of the great Shang Qinghua', his own private story where he was the protagonist and the other characters were minor cannon food. Well, except his king.

    Oh, how good it would be if things had turned out the way he described! He would live the role he deserved, he would have been the hero, worshipped by countless demons and humans! The star of the cultivation world!

    A self-mocking smile appeared on his lips. He was a loser in life and he was a minor character in his own novel now. Fate didn't favor him in any way.

    …but what if there was a chance to change everything according to his wishes? Well, almost?

    This is a story about an author who tries to find his happiness in a... kind of unconventional way.

    Weird ideas incoming!

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    洗白九哥

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    There’s a man covered in blood in the snack aisle.

    Most people would see such a person and decide that hey, maybe they should keep their distance. Maybe such an individual is leading a life that they don't want to become tangled up in. Maybe interacting with that person can and will lead to direct harm really fuckin quickly.

    Shen Yuan is not most people.

    And it's not like dying is his biggest concern, anyways. He has exams coming up. What does he have to lose?

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    一道白影在洒满艳红玫瑰瓣的池子里载浮载沉,沈清秋趁机跑得老远,御着修雅剑手脚麻利地把黄公子等人送到附近镇子上,后找了间旅店休息,躺在床上盯着屋顶板良久,眼前忽然浮现那道愈沉愈深的白影,心中一股不安油然而生。

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    他在飘着纱幔的大床上将醒未醒,赖床赖得七七八八,好在床够大,即使他直着身子三百六十度转一圈也不会掉下去。

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    疼啊!
    好疼啊!

    但也只能生生受着。

    在五感完全丧失以前,他隐约听到熟悉的愤慨嗓音。

    「虽非他所杀,却是为他而死。」

    「此仇必报!」

    沈清秋咽下最后一口气。

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    Luo Binghe always thought he preferred the nicer twin, Shen Yuan. But what happens when a certain incident causes him to not be able to forget the colder one?

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    柳清歌?!

    他在原作中,应该已经死了啊?!怎么可能会在这儿?!

    然而接下来响起的嗓音,令沈清秋更是心惊。

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    Faced with the choice between death and damning Luo Binghe to the Endless Abyss, Shen Qingqiu short-circuits the System and opens a third path. 

    If only this path didn't involve him marrying his disciple!!! 

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    Shen Yuan is the little brother of the System: always being asked to fix impossible things and then getting chewed out when they can’t do it. Whether you decided to go scuba diving with the ex-Demon King and his loyal snake or raise an impressionable young boy with one remaining brain cell units but one thing remains certain, everything the goes wrong is Airplane-Shooting-Towards-The-Sky's fault.

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    I know eternity is where everything doesn't end but when I fell in love with you, it was the end of eternity; as the beginning of joy is the beginning of suffering.

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    What Luo Binghe lacked in size, he made up in energy. Whenever Shen Qingqiu would wade into the water, the tadpole would zip around him energetically, always nuzzling against him with its head. If he walked on the bank, Luo Binghe would follow alongside him in the water. If he levitated out of the pond to avoid his feet getting pruney, Luo Binghe would stare at him piteously, as if wanting to join him.

    Shen Qingqiu’s heart was moved, but his head was troubled. This child really acted far too sticky!

    Or: A little tadpole falls in love with a bamboo spirit.

    He is abysmally sticky, in every sense of the word.

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