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  1. 80

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    Shen Qingqiu temporarily loses all memory of Luo Binghe, thanks to a plot device flower. Luo Binghe is surprised to see a bit of a shameless side come out of his husband when he can't remember who he is.

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    Shang Qinghua is appropriately nervous when he passes the Imperial Exams only to be assigned not to the Emperor’s palace, but to the barren lands ruled by a lord known to be as ruthless as he is cold. Although his friend and confidant Shen Qingqiu gives him a sympathetic smile and a mountain of furs before he sets off, Shang Qinghua feels less than reassured.

    He expects ridicule, a harsh regime, even rejection. What he does not expect is for Mobei-Jun to take one look at him among all the scholars and servants of his palace, and proclaim him his.

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  3. 94

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    Instructions unclear, dick got caught in fan.

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    Shang Qinghua had known that things would play out exactly like this, almost like he’d seen it before.

    Like he’d planned it.

    Shang Qinghua’s words from their first meeting, his declaration as the creator of this universe, rings loudly in Mobei Jun’s ears.

    Shang Qinghua is not just an ordinary god, sent to experience tribulations in the mortal realm.

    Shang Qinghua is more than that, so much more than that, and-

    He has chosen Mobei Jun.

    (Or, the one where Mobei Jun thinks Shang Qinghua is a god.)

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    Luo Binghe has never celebrated his birthday before. Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge are definitely not upset about it.

    “I shouldn’t help you after that comment—“ Shang Qinghua says, like he has any legs to stand on. Shen Qingqiu should have let him keep kneeling. “—but it should be obvious to anyone who’s ever met him that there’s nothing this version of Luo Binghe loves more than you.”

    Sweet, but—“Unhelpful. He already has me.” And has had him! Many, many times in many, many places! After all, it’s not like Shen Qingqiu has a special occasions asshole!

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    Look, if no one is going to give these people friends and healthy relationships then by GOD, I WILL do it myself!
    It's about two bros bringing healthy relationships into PIDW both intentionally and not. Gods and deities, accidental and not, will also be included. Also, it's in bullet point format, so you’ve been warned.

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  7. 78

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    If Shen Qingqiu wanted to make a sex tape, having herself in it would be 1) embarrassing 2) EMBARRASSING and 3) mean that she couldn’t check on the angles while it was being filmed, because she would be too busy coming 8 times in a row on Luo Binghe’s tongue or Liu Qingge’s fingers.

    There was, though, an obvious solution.

    One wife; one girlfriend; and one Shen Qingqiu to work the camera.

    She just hadn’t really pictured what it would do to her, getting to see the two of them… together. In front of her.

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  8. 68

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    In another lifetime, Shen Jiu would have agreed that he was not fit to be a parent. He would have taken these criticisms to heart and known that no matter how far up the ladder he climbs, he will only ever be the street rat Yue Qingyuan didn’t bother to come back to save.

    Lucky for him, then, that this isn’t that other lifetime.

    or, Shen Yuan wants to be just like his A-die. Shen Jiu comes to terms with it.

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  9. 51

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    The first thing Shang Fei hears after dying is:

    [Welcome author, to Proud Immortal Demon Way! Also known as, the Scummiest Papapa Novel In The Entire World! Please enjoy your stay, beloved author!]

    Because, y’know, the world really sucks; so he has to transmigrate to his shitty papapa novel and become Shang Qinghua, except he’s a girl.
    Well, you can’t do anything when The System hates you!!
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    Or that one AU where Airplane-Bro transmigrates into PIDW but it’s not PIDW anymore and the system decided to give him a female SQH’s body because he must suffer too.

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  10. 5

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    Jiuyuan Month Fic.

    Shen Jiu meets a rouge cultivator while training under Wu Yanzi.
    Shen Yuan meets the other person at the end of his red string,

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    Liu Qingge insists on guarding Shen Qingqiu while he's being held in the Water Prison, Shen Qingqiu goes to trial, and the Old Palace Master tries to force his hand by using a truth-finding artifact. The results aren't what anyone was expecting.

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    Luo Binghe decides to use the Immortal Alliance Conference to propose to his beloved Shizun. (AU/Canon divergence: No Abyss arc, demonic heritage hasn't fully awakened yet, and cucumberplane are already bros)

    Predictably, Shen Yuan is oblivious.

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    “Your timing certainly is impeccable, my lord,” Wei Wuxian groans, rubbing his back. “What brings you here for the second time in as many nights…?”

    “I left my cloak,” Mobei-Jun says, shooting Wei-Wuxian a dirty look as the bird demon shrugs his robe back on.

    “You certainly did!” Shang Qinghua exclaims, crossing his arms quite crossly. “You can’t just leave your things everywhere, my king!”

    Mobei-Jun’s hard stare refocuses on Shang Qinghua, and he can’t help but shrink back, hurriedly rummaging around in his qiankun pouch for the offending garment. As soon as Shang Qinghua finds it, Mobei-Jun takes it from his hands and throws it over his shoulders, breathing in a deep sigh as if it relieved him to have it there again. If you miss it so much, why did you even leave it behind?! Shang Qinghua almost wants to say, but he is quite fond of his head, actually, and would rather Mobei-Jun not take it off his shoulders, thankyouverymuch. 

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    Shang Qinghua is tasked with escorting the leader of the Yiling Carrion Tribe to Gusu, and it'd be fine if only Mobei-Jun would stop poking his (gorgeous, beautiful, drop-dead handsome) head in!

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    Shen Yuan was many things, and a singer was not exactly one of them. Sure, his voice was alright, but he was definitely not a professional. That doesn't stop him from belting out lyrics in the shower, or in the random beach he woke up on, as the sun sets in front of him.


    When Shen Yuan died because of stupid reasons, he hadn't expected to transmigrate into the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way as cannon fodder who was only mentioned twice in the book. Shen Yuan not only has to deal with the scum villain being his adopted father, but he also has to convince the protagonist from turning him into a kebab!

    Well, at least his singing doesn't sound like he's got a sore throat that acts up randomly.

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    Shang Qinghua swallowed, his mouth dry. He licked his lips. “Does my king want...”

    “Deal with this,” Mobei-jun griped. He dropped the tangle of his hair back into the water with a plop.

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    Shen Yuan is a small-time deity in a run-down little shrine only frequented by schoolgirls seeking the courage to confess to their crush and an old woman who prays to reunite with her husband upon her death. That is until one teenage boy is led to the shrine by his friend and ends up in a fight fueled by jealousy he doesn't understand.

    When the matchmaking god defends Luo Binghe with falling leaves and gives back the fallen fake Guanyin pendant, Luo Binghe becomes this forgotten god's most loyal follower.

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    Shen Yuan is pushed into learning martial arts to help be him more active by his sister. He joins Liu Qingge's training hall, Bai Zhan, and is in for an experience of a lifetime (whether he knows it or not).

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    “If anything ever happened to Luo Binghe, I would kill everyone on this mountain and then myself.” Shen Qingqiu laughed, the declaration warming Binghe’s heart and unsettling the others in attendance, “But at least he’ll never make me deal with crackheads in the sewers. At least I hope no-“ The words died in his throat when he looked up and realized that they were not alone.

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    Luo Bignghe's (childhood, higschool, adulthood, eternal) crush Shen Yuan moved away, and Luo Binghe never got over him. He never wanted to get over him. Even now, as a man in his twenties with the world at his feet, he still hasn't gotten over his dream of being Shen Yuan's husband, despite the fact that he hasn't seen him in years.

    Until he sees a photo of the love of his life modeling for a pornographic magazine.

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    A Pre-Canon Canon Divergence fic.

    Shang Qinghua goes to take a self-indulgent peek at his baby protagonist son and gets a kick to the shrivelled heart for his troubles. Ahhh~! He gave up on changing canon or preventing character deaths years ago! What is he doing, helping his protagonist son's adoptive mother like this?

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