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    There were a few issues with the Legion safehouse Six sent them to clear out.
    One, the only things to read were a poor copy of The Conquest of Gaul and a bad translation of The Odyssey, both of which Angel Eyes had already read.
    Two (a), bedraggled Legionnaires kept dragging themselves out of the Colorado and crawling up to the safehouse, where they had to be put down.
    Two (b), there really wasn’t a good place to dispose of the bodies that were
    i) out of line of sight of the safehouse
    ii) out of the ghoul-creating high-rad pockets of the old testing grounds at their back and Searchlight to their west.
    Three, the brief relief offered by the Second Battle of Hoover Dam had settled back into a bone-deep foreboding.
    Four, Blondie’s mood had worsened exponentially.
    Five, there was only one functional bed.

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    It's 1974, or thereabouts. Tuco and Blondie have been running a sweet little hustle for a few years now, playing poker on an eternal road-trip.

    Always staying just one step ahead of the law; but eventually, their past catches up with them.

    (Their past goes by the name of Angel Eyes.)

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    14/?
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    120
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    The circling trio, on falling into loving each other.

    Inspired by "every dream after" by Quinn Lui.

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    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    1972. A hustler and a killer trade truths, try to pass them off as lies.

    Even under the flicker of a movie projector -- it proves harder than they expect.

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    3/6
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    1
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    certain relationships in the life of Tuco Ramirez

    (a five things fic, masquerading as love and angst and appetite)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    twelve snippets in a life

    (not the one you're expecting)

    (or that)

    (nor that one either)

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    1/1
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    There's a legend about the Levant that Blondie had heard, once. After five days of sandstorm, a man might kill his nearest and dearest without reproof, for every slightest action would be taken in hot blood.

    And after five days of blizzard, close confinement in a small cabin, anybody might forgive a man for murdering Tuco Ramirez; but that never happened.

    (It never happened.)

    (He wonders if it might have happened.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    4
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    because Blondie's always craved his martyrdom, that's a given-

    but Tuco's always figured he'd know, when it was time to run

    (too late now)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Across miles of space and hundreds of years, two men (once, always) bound together share the same dream.

    A peculiar crossover between talking won't save you and count to ten and run for cover

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    3/3
    Comments:
    7
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    3
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    Blondie had been alone for awhile.

    Sure he was never truly by himself for long, not by the definition of the word at least. But the connotation of the word, the essence; fit him perfectly. It didn’t really matter how many people he crossed lives with, the length of time he stayed and interacted with them, it didn’t matter.

    Some might suggest it's just in his nature, but he wouldn't place his bets on that. No, he just hasn't found the right people, or maybe he has, but not at the right time. People are subject to change, just has he is.

    So when he's given the chance to change from being alone to one who isn't, why wouldn't he take it.

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    With blood drying on the diner walls as the road burns up behind them, each of the trio have their own reasons to slip away.

    (this story is about the reasons they don't)

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    Tuco had never stopped to think about the unspoken list of affections and perversions that are off limits between him and Blondie. Turns out when asked the right way, there are some lines he's willing to cross.

    An addition to bleeding across state lines .

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    6
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    In which Blondie has not noticed things, and Tuco has questions.

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    1/1
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    GBU set in the 1980’s

    Language:
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    1,393
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
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    2
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    2
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    1
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    Fortunes come and fortunes go. The ability to sever a rope with a bullet remains.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    17
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    So what does Blondie think, about the way Tuco carries his gun?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    The turn of winter drives a shiver under the skin of Tweechik's newest residents. For Blondie, it brings old questions to the surface, beading in a cold sweat that he can't ignore anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    So they call the prairie a steppe, and the cattle aren't the usual breed, and the inhabitants of the town on the Gorkhon River hide innumerable secrets; but Blondie knows they must still be in the West.

    Tuco thinks they're somewhere else.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    Skagway, 1897. It takes a bold man to try to hustle the most lawless town in Christendom; a bold man, or else an idiot, and Tuco Ramírez does not much mind which you think he is. He has a story to tell. About this time he won a hundred thousand dollars, in the most astonishing three-way duel the West ever did see...

    (Somebody is going to interrupt him.)

    (Somebody always does.)

    Language:
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    Words:
    3,376
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    189
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    Tyrus Drabbles that I've written and posted on my sideblog on Tumblr, compiled into a fic here. Each new Chapter is a different one, but sometimes the different chapters are connected so look at the notes! (Tags will be updated as the chapters go on, but it's mostly Tyrus with other relationships and characters in the background/mentioned)

    1: Secret Admirer
    2: Ferris Wheel
    3: Jealousy
    4: Heathen
    5: Sleepover Confessions
    6: Blondie

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,130
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1503

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