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Tenten's kiss is sticky-sweet and traced with copper, and Sakura just wants to devour her.
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- Part 1 of useless porn scraps
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“Over your desk?” Kiba says, lazily amused. “Shikamaru's gonna kill you.”
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“Back from your mission already?” Orochimaru asks slyly, and the grip on his hair is too tight for him to turn his head, but he can see the fall of white hair reflected in the mirror on the far wall, can smell the crushed-leaf and dark-earth scent of the man, touched with sweat and metal.
“I'm two days late,” Sakumo says into the nape of his neck, and the hand slides from his side up to the collar of his robe.
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“You sure you want to do this?” Kurama rumbles.
Underneath him, Shisui makes a strangled sound, sucking in a hard breath and squeezing his eyes shut. “Oh gods, please don’t do the voice thing or there won't be anything to do.”
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“Look at you,” Zabuza says, lazy and languid, and when Utakata flicks his eyes up he’s watching intently, legs spread wide, breath coming hard. His grip tightens in Utakata's hair, but there’s no pressure behind it. “Fuck, you helped overthrow the Mizukage and then just dropped to your knees. Makes a man wonder.”
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“Do you think you can be quiet this time?” Tobirama asks, and those red eyes are bright with mischief and humor in equal measure. Minato will never understand the people who call this man emotionless; clearly they haven’t seen him like this.
Then again, Minato has a vested interest in making sure no one else sees Tobirama like this ever again.
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“I’m starting to think all those rumors about the Hatake were true,” Orochimaru manages to get out, half an instant before he’s landing on his hands and knees on a thin bedroll, hands already tearing at his robes.
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Salazar leans over him, brushing back long black hair, and kisses him. It’s tauntingly light, just the tip of his tongue teasing Godric’s as his lips slant across Godric’s mouth. “Why don’t I help you with that?” he murmurs, and his grey eyes are wicked. “There's a new spell I’d like you to help me test.”
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Mei laughs, rich and throaty, and takes the glass from her, tilting it up to her lips and taking a long swallow. Then, perfectly careless, she drops it over the arm of the chair to shatter on the floor, gaze never wavering from Kushina. “How about I help you in return, sweetheart? That dress looks uncomfortable. Take it off.”
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“Look at you,” Shisui says admiringly, rocking back on his heels and surveying his prize.
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There's a hard cock nestled between his legs and soft lips on the back of his neck, and Kagami groans, catching the hand splayed over his stomach and lacing their fingers.
“Good morning to you too,” he gasps, and Tobirama hums into his shoulder.
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Aoba is going to die, but goddamn what a fucking way to go.
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the only heaven I'll be sent to (is when I'm alone with you) by blackkat
Fandoms: Naruto
03 Mar 2018
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Kisame's laugh is breathless. “I should win spars more often,” he says.
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- Part 13 of useless porn scraps
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Sakura hasn't even managed to lock the door yet.
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Of all the places in the world to end up, this is just about the last one Kakuzu ever would have expected.
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Caught in the act of digging through the hall closet, presumably in his quest to find Zabuza, Gai spins, already beaming. “Yosh! Are you prepared for our day of challenges and manly combat?”
For a long moment Zabuza stares at him. Then, carefully, he takes a deep breath and growls, “No. I have my own plans. I bought a massive dildo and I'm going to go stuff it up my ass until my arm gets tired. So unless you want to help me get off, you should fuck off.”
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“I didn’t exactly take you as the type to enjoy this,” Kisame says, low and amused, as he tightens the last knot.
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“Can you take a little more?” Hashirama murmurs, and there's a whisper of something else beneath the velvet of his voice, heady and heavy like the power that curls across his skin, and Obito shudders, moans.
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“That’s the best you could do for a disguise?” Shikamaru huffs, but his fingers are digging into Kiba's hips through the thin fabric.
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Dino picks a different side before the Ring Battles. Xanxus approves.
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With a trembling breath, Genma pries his fingers off of Kurama’s skin, reaches up and strokes a hand through Raidō’s hair. Every muscle feels like water, but when Raidō smiles at him he smiles back, cups a hand around the back of Kurama’s head, and gets out, “A plus on your first threesome. Excellent job, top marks. Holy fuck.”
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Of all the wonderful things to come out of peace talks, Tobirama relishes Izuna's jealousy the most.
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“You’ve had practice at this, haven’t you,” Kakashi manages, digging his fingers into thick brown hair. “No wonder you always get top marks on your personnel review.”
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“I'm so glad you're okay,” Kagami whispers, pressing a kiss to Tobirama’s shoulder blade.
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Mei’s had dreams that weren’t as good as this.
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“You know,” Zabuza gets out on a laugh, “I didn’t think you had it in you.”
Kakashi shoves his knee up higher, slams into him so hard it makes Zabuza gasp. “I'm not the one with it in me,” he says mildly.
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- Part 2 of baby I'm preying on you tonight
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“The job is yours,” Tobirama says dismissively, and reaches up, sliding the top button of his shirt free. “All the information on salary is in your packet. And if you wish to fuck me over my desk, we can call that a signing bonus.”
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Utakata makes a noise of irritation and finally cracks one eye open, glaring up at the shape above him. “It’s December,” he protests.
Zabuza grins at him, more challenge than anything, and braces a knee on the bed between Utakata’s thighs. “Want me to keep you warm?” he asks, and big hands settle on Utakata’s hips as lips caress the back of his neck.
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With a shaky breath, Obito pulls his mouth away, wraps his arms around Kisame's chest and presses up against him. “I wasn’t late,” he says, more to himself than Kisame. “I got there in time. I wasn’t late. I saved you.”
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“Fucking hate how pretty you are,” Grimmjow breathes into his skin, but the blue and green around his eyes is starting to bleed, the reiatsu around him sharpening like a big cat baring its claws. He drags his mouth up Jūshirō’s stomach, tongue and teeth and greedy hunger, and Jūshirō laughs, breathless with something far better than creeping death, and hauls him the rest of the way into his arms.
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Danzō curses himself for ever, ever getting involved in a fox’s version of fun.
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Shisui's breaths feel too loud in the quiet of the room, like they’re coming too fast. It’s like he’s panting, like he can't get enough air, and it makes his head spin. His whole body is shaking, overheated, burning up from the inside, and he has to catch himself on the edge of the sink and lean there, gasping for air, acutely, exquisitely, awfully aware of every inch of his skin.
Behind him, a page turns, crinkling, and there's a quiet hum.
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- Part 32 of useless porn scraps
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Kakashi is enjoying this a hell of a lot more than he thought he would, and he had high expectations going in.
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Kakashi walks into the kitchen in a tank top and Ashura almost drops the coffee pot.
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There's a low chuckle from behind them, and the bedsprings creak as Kakashi sprawls out, half-reclined as he watches them with heavy-lidded eyes. “You know,” he says easily, “of all the perks I expected as Hokage, this definitely wasn’t one of them.”
“Threesomes with other Kages?” Utakata asks, dragging his fingers up Zabuza’s spread thighs, and those golden eyes don’t waver from Zabuza’s, intent and hot even if he sounds like he’s just making polite conversation.
Kakashi chuckles. “I meant access to your own personal harem,” he says lightly. “But that too.”
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wet and wild (must be something in the water) by blackkat for Memories_of_the_Shadows
Fandoms: Naruto
31 Aug 2019
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Ino and Karin try shower sex. It doesn't go precisely as planned.
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Kakashi digs his fingers into the mattress with a strangled cry, and only barely manages to hold himself together.
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“If there's a dog collar in that bag, you can kiss your dick goodbye,” Obito says without looking up. “Literally.”
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“Well,” Asuma says as Hidan is shoved to his knees in front of him. “This is a surprise.”
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“Fucking fae glamour,” Zabuza hisses, and then fingers are fumbling at Kakashi’s belt, shoving his jeans open.
“Mm.” Kakashi closes his eyes, letting rough, callused fingers tug him out of his underwear, too eager to be careful. “There's no glamour on you, though, sweetheart.”
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