what if we rewrite the stars
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Feb 2018
"It’s not that Jason hates Valentine’s Day, it’s just that he fucking hates Valentine’s Day.
It’s a stupid holiday and it’s a full day- no, full weeks- of this god forsaken city pretending not to be crumbling under this week’s Rogue attack and shoving red and pink hearts into his face with a side of disgustingly sweet lifetime movies. He has a severe case of stupid optimism allergy. Really, it gives him nasty rashes and homicidal tendencies.
So. Yes, one could say Jason hates Valentine’s Day."
or, the one where it's Valentine's Day, Jason doesn't want any drama, Roy thanks everyone's severe case of paranoia, and there's no expiration date for reaching out.
- Part 1 of what if we rewrite the stars
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
18 Feb 2018
"And it wasn’t in vain, three days after his flight arrived at LaGuardia and he already had wrapped everything up. Check out what was going on? Done. Crash a few meetings? Check. Beat up bad guys? Hell to the yeah. Buy useless tourist shit? He presents the “I love New York” shirt he’s wearing as exhibit A, your Honor.
So. All’s well when it ends well. The end. Finish. Fin. Hasta la vista. So long, until never.
Why is he still here, you ask?
Well, it’s not because of Roy. If he’s staying a day longer in New York that has nothing to do with the Titans Tower looming in the distance. Or the fact they’ve been out of town for the last couple of days. Or the rumours whispering they might be back sometime tomorrow morning.
or, the one where Jason is in Manhattan with no ulterior motive at all, of course not; Roy is a true paragon of health, no matter what Dick says, no one should listen to Dick like, ever; and Wally is a terrible babysitter.
- Part 2 of what if we rewrite the stars
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 Feb 2018
Tim, Cass and Stephanie throw an intervation, Jason plans but the universe laughs, and Roy knows more than he lets on.
or, alternatively, the one where Jason just wants one normal date, but at least there were no aliens this time.
- Part 3 of what if we rewrite the stars
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
28 Feb 2018
“You ever stop to think that if it weren’t for the whole superhero business,” Jason says, “we would never have met at all?”
or, the one where Roy tells a story, Jason can't find his shirt, and the Titans have a lot to say about it, but mostly Dick just wants to know who he's supposed to be threatening here.
- Part 4 of what if we rewrite the stars