Death And Ninja Mullet (or, the Sheith Bleach AU)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Mar 2017
“Um, Keith?” Hunk started, voice gentle, as if he was about to break a very harsh truth to an unsuspecting person. “You’ve been sneaking out of class and someone reported finding you two walking out of a broom closet, and apparently - while the credibility of this one is questionable and I swear I’ll believe you if you say it’s not true because I trust you - Shirogane was seen sneaking out from your bedroom window.”
He’s gonna kill Shiro.
Wait. Keith is gonna take a sword to the gut for Shiro so they’ll finally be even… and then he’ll kill Shiro.
Or the Bleach AU feat. Shinigami Shiro and Substitute Shinigami Keith.
“I’m like catnip for spirit-eating monsters, they’re going after my friends, I get my soul knocked off my body at least five times a day, my class thinks I’m a freak, Lance McClain of all people is all up on my case-... and my worst problem is that I have a fake boyfriend.”
Shiro listened, as he always did, and he laughed when Keith eventually said, “Fucking high school.”
Or, the (author's) long-awaited continuation of the Bleach AU feat. Shinigami Shiro and Substitute Shinigami Keith.
“Keith is amazing.”
Matt took his eyes off the screen of his laptop to look at his friend. Shiro was looking down at his packed lunch like it was God’s greatest miracle.
Matt heaved a long-suffering sigh. “Dude.”
Shiro blinked at him, chewing slowly to savor the taste of the lunch Keith had (lovingly, if you were to ask anyone except Keith himself) prepared for him.
“How are you still pining over your own boyfriend?”
Or, Five Times Shiro and Keith Insist That Their Fake Relationship is Indeed Fake, and the One Time It Totally Wasn't
(Snippets from my Bleach AU feat. Shinigami Shiro and Substitute Shinigami Keith)