“Your veggies are delicious, honey. Everyone loves them and if he says one bad thing about your gourds then I’ll-“
“My gourds.” Marceline looked horrified all of a sudden and Bonnibel didn’t know whether she should laugh or hug her tighter. She did a little of both. “He’s going to put my gourds to shame, Bonnie. To shame.”
Or, the one where Marceline owns a stall in the local farmers market.
- Part 1 of Crack Fics/AU's
Bonnibel Butler is an archaeologist who happens to find herself in a very strange situation involving an ancient vampire queen and a poorly executed curse. Maybe she should have chosen a different profession.
- Part 2 of Crack Fics/AU's
“Dentist appointment?” Marceline chanced, giving the stranger a half grin and stepping away from Keila’s damned elbow.
The woman’s smile grew. “Sorry, wrong place. We have jawbreakers, though.”
“She doesn’t like candy,” Keila mumbled. “It’s disgusting. I’m only here to peruse but I’ve been promised dessert and if she’s good at one thing it’s sticking to promises.”
[Candy Store AU]
- Part 3 of Crack Fics/AU's