'Iwaizumi finds a lacy pair of panties hanging on the banister when he enters the foyer with coffee, donuts, and files balancing on his forearms. He prays to God that it isn’t his boss’s.'
Iwaizumi Hajime's official title is 'Assistant to Oikawa Tooru, CEO and Founder of Aoba Johsai Enterprises'. It is not 'Supersuit Tester/Friendly Ear to Stressed Scientists/Babysitter of a Nineteen-Year Old Wall Crawler/Sugawara Koushi's Eyes and Ears/Official Merc Bouncer/Unwilling Person that Stumbles Upon a Plot involving Enhanced Children'. Really, he deserves a pay raise.
- Part 1 of Earth-616
"You know, in spite of you being Iron Man - one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes - you sure know how to ruin everything, Oikawa-san."
Oikawa hums behind the rim of his coffee. "And it's only seven in the morning."
'The road to hell is paved with good intentions' is a phrase that Oikawa Tooru doesn't think apply to himself. In actuality, he's the prime example.
- Part 2 of Earth-616