Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Thomas and Martha Wayne are Gotham's most famous martyrs. They used to be a wife and a husband, a mother and a father, doting parents. They could also be cunning, wicked, glamorous, decadent; an heir and a gold-digger, beautiful people in a beautiful house. It takes a certain kind of parents to make a man like Bruce Wayne, and Alfred can't take all the blame. He can't even take most of it.
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- Part 1 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 2 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Martha Kent adopted an alien, and against all odds it went about as well as that sort of thing can go. Even if the journey was a bigger pain than the destination might lead one to believe.
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- Part 3 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Between freshman and sophomore year, Bruce Wayne had a growth spurt. He did not get any better at socializing.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Lois and Clark's first kiss didn't count. Because... reasons.
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- Part 5 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Bruce Wayne is either really bad at Twitter, or really, really good.
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- Part 6 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Third Wheel by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Nov 2016
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It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.
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- Part 7 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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What in the hell kind of name for an alias is Matches?
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- Part 8 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Reviving a Tomb by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types
24 May 2016
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Selina Kyle doesn't like Gotham. Batman doesn't like thieves. He's too old for her. She's too young for him. They aren't quite strangers, but they really are.
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- Part 9 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Clark Kent is a menace, and Lois doesn't get why she's the only one to have noticed.
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- Part 10 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Bruce Wayne is very popular at parties. Bruce Wayne always has an alibi. These two things are related, and only sometimes on purpose.
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- Part 11 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.
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- Part 12 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Give and Take by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2016
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They always seem to be running into each other at museums. He only ties her up sometimes. She still always manages to get more than he'd planned to give.
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- Part 13 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Christmas in Kansas by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
26 Apr 2016
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Clark Kent invites Bruce Wayne and Diana of Themyscira to his parents' house for Christmas. It goes, in general, pretty okay.
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- Part 14 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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The Dark Knight strikes fear into the hearts of men. And pretty much just men. It's a problem.
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- Part 15 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.
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- Part 16 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Where Bruce Wayne goes, models follow. It's almost a joke, the way he wears them like watches, girls too young for him hanging off his arms. It's a wonder he can even tell them apart.
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- Part 17 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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The Justice League needs to stop a world-ending doomsday event, but that happens so often it's barely even interesting. What's more interesting is who Batman brought with him to work. This raises a lot of questions, and Batman isn't answering them.
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- Part 18 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Bruce Wayne does not get the appeal of sex in the back of a limo, but he's pretty sure it's all Beyonce's fault.
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- Part 19 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Unfamiliar Faces by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Dec 2016
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Black Canary has never met Batman before, but he's pretty sure he recognizes her. Zatanna is less than thrilled.
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- Part 20 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Lois doesn't actually believe that handjobs don't count as sex. She just needs to convince Clark that they don't count. None of this would even be an issue if he'd just stop trying to keep secrets from her.
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- Part 21 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Batman and Poison Ivy team up to fight kudzu. Or not.
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- Part 22 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Batman needs a Robin.
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- Part 23 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Poison Ivy has captured Nightwing, which means a very serious rescue mission is necessary.
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- Part 24 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Catwoman is Selina Kyle, and Bruce has always known it. Batman is Bruce Wayne, but Selina just found that out. Shockingly, it turns out the dude has issues.
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- Part 25 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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versus by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
17 Aug 2016
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Whoever wins... we also win. It's a win-win situation. Batman is lying when he says that it isn't. Don't listen to Batman.
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- Part 26 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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What do Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman think about when they're trying to get off? A serious question seeking serious answers.
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- Part 27 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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The most contentious part of any road trip is the playlist.
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- Part 28 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Who's faster: Superman, or the Flash?
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- Part 29 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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They're trapped in a ghost ballet. You can't punch ethereal ballerinas. It's not just rude, it's physically impossible. They're going to be stuck there forever and then die, probably.
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- Part 30 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Metropolis never sleeps, but Superman does. Most nights, anyway.
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- Part 31 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Superfluous by Unpretty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types
13 Nov 2016
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Wonder Woman and Catwoman have sex in Batman's bed. Bruce has a difficult life, full of angst and suffering.
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- Part 32 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Felicity Smoak has a bad track record with billionaires.
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- Part 33 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
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- Part 34 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Welcome to the sex pollen quarantine zone (this fic, this fic is the quarantine zone).
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- Part 35 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Stolen Moments by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types
12 Dec 2016
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Selina Kyle spends all day in bed, and then takes a bath. Lots of cats get petted.
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- Part 36 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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A very normal vacation with friends.
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- Part 37 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Nightwing shows up ten minutes late with McDonald's.
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- Part 38 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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Various short bits and pieces from Tumblr that don't justify their own fic, and aren't planned to become part of anything larger.
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- Part 39 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts