Pre-Mature Ramblings: Beginnings of a Small (Bright) Spark

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Creator:
Series Begun:
2016-03-24
Series Updated:
2016-03-25
Description:

The creative pieces that were written, at some point or another, as school asssignments.
Keep in mind that these were written at the time of their specified ages and that's why they suck so much.

Don't worry though.
I am well aware of their complete and utter horribleness.
Mostly posted here for the laughs.
Horrible formatting and poor language choices kept for full effect.

Man, these things suck.
But well, if you're reading this:
Thanks.
(for taking the time out of your undoubtedly busy day to pay attention to ineffectual words on a screen from years ago)

Notes:

Stuff usually gets dumped here when i find it from deep within the darkest pits of old USBs.
All stories stand alone and are written at different times.
Stories are ordered by age they were written (youngest to oldest), so my "best" (notice the quotation marks) work should be the last part.

Stats:
Words:
11,857
Works:
8
Complete:
Yes

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