Bunnies of Death [Podfic]
23 Feb 2016
Fill for this prompt:
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?
It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!
So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
- Part 1 of Bunnies of Death [Podfic]