Someone Borrowed, Someone Blue
You would say you don’t believe in Fate, but that would be a lie, because you met her once in the Trimerian System and possibly stole one of her shot glasses. You don’t really remember. Shenanigans were involved.
That being said, Jade Harley is a force you shouldn’t have underestimated, and as John Egbert will readily tell you, he is the undisputed pranking master. It doesn’t help that your TARDIS and a small army of salamanders seem to be in on the joke too.
The last of the Time Lords just doesn’t stand a chance.
(unsolicited Doctor Who/Homestuck crossover because f#ck the Judoon)
- Part 1 of Someone Borrowed, Someone Blue