The Accidental Warlord and His Pack [Podfics]
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[Podfic] With a Conquering Air by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 May 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
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[Podfic] I Would Follow Your Soul As It Leads by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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05 May 2020
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Seven moments in Eskel's life as Geralt's best friend - and the right hand of the Warlord of the North - as they build their Pack together.Series
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[Podfic] Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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06 May 2020
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Three months into his relationship with the White Wolf, Warlord of the North and terror of the continent, Jaskier goes back to Redania as part of the Warlord's negotiating team. They return with a treaty...but there are unexpected consequences to revealing his place at the White Wolf's side.This will make a lot more sense if you have read With a Conquering Air first.
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[Podfic] I Would Beat With Your Heart As It Beats by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 May 2020
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It's Eskel who smells the blood and finds the bard.The Warlord's right hand doesn't get to panic, so instead, Eskel...copes.
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[Podfic] Your Faults Had Made Me Love You More by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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10 May 2020
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Milena finds her feet in the White Wolf's court. Lambert attempts to figure out how to flirt.Series
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[Podfic] Twirl Three Notes and Make a Star by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 May 2020
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The Warlord of the North receives an invitation to the elven summer festival, and Geralt sends Jaskier, Eskel, and Ciri (and more than a dozen overprotective Witchers) off to be diplomatic.Or: Eskel finally gets to take a vacation. If you can call riding herd on Jaskier and the little menace a vacation.
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[Podfic] O Soul, I Said, Have You No Tears? by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 May 2020
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Many years ago, Vesemir was chosen to be the chief trainer for the Wolf School. He's very good at it. He hates doing it. And he knows this is the way things always have been and always will be...Or is it?
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[Podfic] I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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24 May 2020
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Jaskier is invited to come and sing at Oxenfurt — an honor he has never dreamed he would be granted so young. But leaving Kaer Morhen has its perils...and there are those who would very much like to get their hands on the Consort of the Warlord of the North.Series
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[Podfic] Stamped in the Mint of Memory by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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26 May 2020
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Zofia had a sister, once.The White Wolf gave Zofia vengeance. It's up to her to heal.
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[Podfic] All My World Is In Your Arms by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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02 Jun 2020
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Five times someone sees Milena and Lambert being unbearably sweet at each other, and one time nobody else sees them at all.Series
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[Podfic] Live On a Hill Against the Sky by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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09 Jun 2020
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Three years after Geralt becomes Warlord of the North, a man comes to Kaer Morhen to beg for aid. And when all is said and done, he stays.Jan genuinely doesn't know how the Witchers of Kaer Morhen have stayed alive so long without any household staff at all.
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[Podfic] Then Will Love Be Kind To Thee by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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22 Sep 2021
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A collection of smutlets in the Accidental Warlord Universe.Chapter 1: Oh, Let Me Love With All My Strength — Geralt and Eskel have a quiet evening together. (00:10:49)
Chapter 2: Only Through Love Will You Enter Heaven — Lambert and Milena enjoy each other. (00:15:04)
Chapter 3: Hands To Make His Hands Rejoice — Jaskier gives Eskel that massage he so richly deserves. (00:11:17)
Chapter 4: Should Kneel In Joy — Milena surprises Lambert, and he shows his appreciation. (00:10:45)
Chapter 5: Take From Pleasure Fearlessly part 1 — Jaskier and Eskel spend an evening showing Geralt the depth of their affection for him. (00:20:05)
Chapter 6: I Shall Gather As Much Of Joy — Jaskier asks Eskel for something special; Eskel obliges. (00:18:23)
Chapter 7: Oh You Are Coming, Coming, Coming — Jaskier teases his Wolves, and is very pleased by the consequences. (00:20:16)
Chapter 8: And In the Night a Shaft of Fire — Zofia takes a chance on Auckes. (00:11:48)Series
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[Podfic] Home Again From Far-Off Places by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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01 Jul 2020
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Aiden comes home to Kaer Morhen after two years wandering around Skellige, and discovers to his surprise that an awful lot has changed.Series
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[Podfic] Holding Wonder Like a Cup by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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07 Jul 2020
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Two years after he becomes the steward of Kaer Morhen, Jan figures out how to bring cats in and keep them there.Thirteen years later, a Witcher finally gets to pet a cat for the first time.
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[Podfic] Never Fear the Thing You Feel by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 Jul 2020
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Letho doesn't know what to do when the kid he carried back from Leyda finds him and hugs him.He figures it out eventually.
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[Podfic] The Debt Is Terrible That Must Be Paid In Song by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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31 Jul 2020
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Jaskier agrees to help Ciri with a magical experiment, and an unexpected accident during the process renders him six years old.Little Julian finds Kaer Morhen — and especially the White Wolf — more than a little terrifying. And the Witchers who love him find everything little Julian says about his father to be absolutely horrifying.
And Aubry finds himself thinking very seriously about what their anger towards the Count de Lettenhove means in regards to the harsh training of the boys who will someday be Witchers themselves.
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[Podfic] I Am Sandaled With Wind and With Flame by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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05 Aug 2020
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In the immediate aftermath of Jaskier, Eskel, and Milena being kidnapped from Oxenfurt, Lambert and Aubry try desperately to figure out who took them and where.It takes a lot longer than anyone would prefer.
(Or, chapters 3 and 4 of I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give from a rather different perspective.)
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[Podfic] My Spirit Is Still Glad Of Breath by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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11 Aug 2020
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Three conversations in the aftermath of Jaskier's de-aging and Aubry's successful effort to convince the Witchers of Kaer Morhen to change the way they train their new recruits.Series
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[Podfic] The Sky Is Luminous by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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19 Aug 2020
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A few days after Oxenfurt, the White Wolf asks to have a conversation with Milena.Series
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[Podfic] The Shadow of the Mountains Will Not Fall by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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02 Sep 2020
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Podfic of The Shadow of the Mountains Will Not Fall by inexplicifics.
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King Henselt of Temeria makes a series of very bad decisions, and the Warlord of the North is forced to respond.And Eskel gets to demonstrate why one should truly fear the Wolves of Kaer Morhen.
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[Podfic] The Minting of a Gold-Crowned King by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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02 Sep 2020
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Griffin did not expect to encounter Witchers in the stableyardA long way away from Kaer Morhen, Emhyr var Emreis gets an interesting surprise.
(Or, chapter 3 of The Shadow of the Mountains Will Not Fall, from outside Kaer Morhen.)
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[Podfic] As the Unchanging, Many-Colored Sea by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 Sep 2020
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Over the years, Serrit of the Vipers finds brothers, a friend, a lover, a leader worth following, and, eventually, herself.Series
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[Podfic] Oh, Be For Me The Sky by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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25 Sep 2020
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Dragonfly of the Cat School is expecting a fair number of things from a patrol through the Wolf's Redania, but a bedraggled and injured noblewoman isn't one of them.Oliwia just needs to get to Kaer Morhen, to the sanctuary she desperately hopes to find there. Being taken under the protection of a Cat Witcher wasn't part of the plan, but Dragonfly is a startlingly compelling companion.
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[Podfic] The Old Wild, Restless Sorrow by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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25 Sep 2020
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Oliwia's arrival in Kaer Morhen brings up some unpleasant memories for Jaskier.Series
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[Podfic] As Constant and As Changeful by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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29 Sep 2020
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Serrit tries to figure out what, precisely, she feels for Gweld, with Auckes' patient help.Series
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[Podfic] Laughter and Hearts So High by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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06 Oct 2020
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Over the years, the Witcher trainees of each School have come up with some very interesting ways to pass the time...Yaevinn isn't sure any of this conversation is going to end up in his history of the Warlord, but it's extremely entertaining all the same.
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[Podfic] The Faithful Beauty of the Stars by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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13 Oct 2020
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Witchers aren't great about time, but they do pay attention to their lovers...Series
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[Podfic] Peace Comes To Them On Quiet Feet by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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30 Oct 2020
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Yennefer of Vengerberg is one of the most powerful — and definitely one of the most feared — mages on the continent. She has slain armies, built impossible portals, and hauled Witchers back from the brink of death.The Witchers of Kaer Morhen, however, hold her in high esteem for quite a different sort of spell.
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[Podfic] Your Wisdom and Your Waywardness by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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01 Nov 2020
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Seven times the Witchers of Kaer Morhen confused the hell out of their new human companions, and one time the humans confused them right back.Series
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[Podfic] Left on the Hither Side of Death by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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03 Nov 2020
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Jaskier asks Triss about the creation of the testing potion and what happened to the Schools' mages. It's not a pretty story.Series
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[Podfic] Sought for the Open Sea by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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17 Nov 2020
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Lady Elen, wife of Crach an Craite of Skellige, welcomes a group of Witchers to her husband's lands.A few months later, Cormac of the Griffins has a really interesting story to tell Geralt and his council...and then Geralt has a story of his own to tell.
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[Podfic] Your Spirit's Secret Hides Like Gold by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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03 Dec 2020
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Lady Liliana of Daevon, called Mouse, finds her place in Kaer Morhen.Series
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[Podfic] Changeful and Iridescent Fires by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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14 Dec 2020
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Out on their first patrol together, Serrit and Gweld and their companions encounter a nest of bruxae and a very unusual bit of traveling theater.Series
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[Podfic] Like Stones in a Running Stream by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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20 Sep 2021
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A collection of small ficlets from tumblr, showing tiny moments in the Accidental Warlord universe.1–4 posted together in chapter 1
Ch 1: Nightmare — (00:05:03)
Ch 2: Kittens — (00:01:47)
Ch 3: Roland In Ard Carraigh — (00:04:19)
Ch 4: Ears — (00:03:49)Ch 5: Mighty Hunter — (00:04:23)
Ch 6: Kings' Wives — (00:06:48)
7–9 posted together in chapter 4
Ch 7: Eist Realizes — (00:04:33)
Ch 8: Jan and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad (Not Utterly Irredeemable) Day — (00:05:54)
Ch 9: Aard-the-Dragonfly — (00:03:43)Ch 10: How Fears-Nothing Earned Her Name — (00:06:34)
Ch 11: A Toast — (00:06:25)
Ch 12: Hunting Party — (00:04:14)
Ch 13: Puzzling — (00:07:37)
Ch 14: Edible Flowers — (00:04:55)
(Times listed here are durations. If posted together, chapter timestamps are listed at the chapter.)Series
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[Podfic] Inlay with Squares of Gold the Winter Night by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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21 Dec 2020
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Jaskier's first four winter solstices in Kaer Morhen — the nights are long and cold, but the company is warm.Series
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[Podfic] Into the Light Out of Darkness by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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25 Jan 2021
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The Warlord of the North and his council have finally decided to conquer the rest of Redania — but one of Milena's old friends throws their best-laid plans into disarray.It turns out Vizimir of Redania has been keeping more secrets than anyone ever dreamed.
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[Podfic] Breaking in Measured Thunder by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics, RoS13
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28 Mar 2021
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Aren and Esra discuss potions, monsters, and choosing who to trust.Series
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[Podfic] A House of Shining Words by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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11 Apr 2021
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The trainees of Kaer Morhen finally get fed up with the disorganization of the library...and do something about it.Series
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[Podfic] I Do Not Hope to Bind the Wind by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics, RoS13
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23 May 2021
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Elen an Craite visits Kaer Morhen, and meets the daughter she has missed for so long. And then Calanthe visits Kaer Morhen, and a great many secrets are revealed.Series
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[Podfic] Where the Flooded Water Breaks by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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20 Sep 2021
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Out on his first real patrol with a group of senior Witchers, Roland hears something very odd. A flood isn't the sort of monster Witchers can fight, but they can do some good, all the same.Series
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[Podfic] In A Flare Of Crimson by AceOfTigers for inexplicifics
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21 Sep 2021
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Decades before Geralt of Rivia even dreams of uniting the Witcher Schools, Cedric and Axel go out on the Path.
The Path is not kind to Witchers.Series