A Trollstuck No-Sburb/Sgrub AU of my paleblood AU. Karkat tried to make it into the threshecutioners as a blood anonymous recruit.
After the Snap, after half the world turned to Dust, the world goes even more to shit than anyone could even imagine.
Darcy was one of the best at what she did, keeping people happy and making sure they were fed. She had more successful runs under her belt than anyone in camp but when one crazy sorcerer decides to use her as a guinea pig and she ends up in the past she doesn't quite know what to do with it.
The Asset has never met anyone like the small brunette who'd broken them out of the HYDRA facility where he was being held but he can live with her being his new handler if she keeps feeding him the fluffy yellow things.
AKA, Darcy gets shot-putted back in time and wins over The Winter Soldier with twinkies.
- Part 2 of EAD 2020