The straightest man on Earth ineffably in love with his wife
03 Aug 2019
“My human form is alright, angel, don’t worry. It’s just… it’s perfectly wearable but… But I haven’t been wearing it as I used to and… I’m not sure you want me to wear it while I’m around you.”
Aziraphale looks heartbroken.
“But… but, dear, how could you think that? I’m… I’m in love with you, no matter what your appearance is. I wouldn’t have been dating a literal serpent for a month if I didn’t feel like that.”
07 Aug 2019
Crowley is truly exploring her current gender, but she's scared Aziraphale is just too gay for it.