Romance Is Boring 'verse
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ask your destiny to dance by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Hawkwind (Band)
11 Oct 2019
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Love at first sight isn’t real, or, not with people at least, but hate, absolute loathing at first sight, it was entirely possible.
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- Part 1 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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my hands are shaking from holding back from you by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
23 Dec 2018
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Ash is a clingy drunk, Roger has never seen her in a dress, it’s been months since they’ve seen each other at all, and yet they still can’t admit they’re in love.
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- Part 2 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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live my life (for you) by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, The Dirt (2019)
13 Dec 2019
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A series of moments in Ash and Roger's relationship, and the world around them.
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- Part 3 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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but please don't bite by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
23 May 2019
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What happens on Halloween stays on Halloween; or, Ash’s costume catches the eye of more than just Roger, and after weeks of hearing certain noises through the walls, Brian feels like a terrible friend for idly lusting after his flatmate’s girlfriend. Or; friends shag friends and it’s not a big deal.
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- Part 4 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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first the worst by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
06 Mar 2019
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Ben actually considers Astrid (Ash and Roger’s eldest daughter) to be a good friend, or maybe she’s just the only one still in town and he’s sick of moping around his flat; even so, the more he learns about her, the more he comes to realise that she could give a younger Roger a run for his money in terms of being a general menace. At least he knows where she got it from.
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- Part 5 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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strangest night of our lives by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
27 Mar 2019
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Cate’s 10 year high school reunion is coming up and Joe agrees to go with her, except that she had a garbage time at high school, and the idea of seeing those people again stresses her out more than she cares to admit.
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- Part 6 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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crashed into me by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Rocketman (2019), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
19 Jun 2019
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Ash, having split from Roger, is called in to work with Elton John, where she meets Bernie Taupin, who feels like a breath of fresh air, even if he’s not so different from Roger, he’s different enough. It feel different. It feels good.
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- Part 7 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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Sweet Fire by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Original Work
02 Jul 2020
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Just a whole bunch of things I wrote about Ash & Honey being cute and getting together.
Honey Woodrow belongs to toplesstaylor on tumblr.
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- Part 8 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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green's your colour by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
06 Aug 2019
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Ash isn’t a jealous person. Usually.
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- Part 9 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,286
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 127
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in the footsteps of giants by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: The Dirt (2019), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
02 Sep 2019
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Ash & Lola meet, but Lola doesn't realise she's seen Ash's face (among other things) before.
ft. mentions of nude photoshoots, motley crue sharing one braincell (and mick's hoarding it for himself), and tommy maybe rediscovering his teenage crush.
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- Part 10 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
- Part 9 of this must be just like living in paradise
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let us cling together by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
01 Nov 2019
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aka: we only see each other at weddings and funerals
Ash reconnects with her family during some big moments in their lives.
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- Part 11 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
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and everything that goes with it; i thank you all by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
13 Dec 2019
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Joe’s not her favourite, not officially, and neither is Ben, much to his quiet disappointment; officially her favourite is Karen, and everyone else is tied second, but each of them holds a very special place in her heart and soon that begins to bleed into her social media, as well as some of theirs.
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- Part 12 of Romance Is Boring 'verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,239
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 106
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friends in various places by angrylizardjacket (ephemeralstar)
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), The Dirt (2019) Actor RPF
02 Jul 2020
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Ash and Roger's son had landed the part of Tom Zutaut in the up and coming film The Dirt, where some old family friends are having their lives dissected on screen. Only problem is, the rest of his fellow cast members don't actually know who in the hell he is. Of course, when his sister arrives, it can only mean bad things.
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- Part 13 of Romance Is Boring 'verse