TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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Shen Wei does not expect the first time he meets Zhao Yunlan's mother to go like this.
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- Part 1 of guardian
- Part 1 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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all the ways I never had, I want you bad, I want you bad by lazulisong for moggiesandtea
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)
17 Aug 2018
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Shen Wei is afraid he knows exactly what happened to his missing tie.
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- Part 2 of guardian
- Part 2 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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this secret language that we speak by lazulisong
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian (novel)
25 Aug 2018
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"If you don't want to do this any more," says Shen Wei, "you get off the couch, and we'll do whatever you want. Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan is so hot he thinks he's going to light the couch on fire. He swallows and nods.
"I didn't hear you," says Shen Wei, implacable as death. "Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan has to clear his throat, and when he manages to speak, his voice is gravelled with arousal. "Yeah. I do."
"Good," says Shen Wei.
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- Part 3 of guardian
- Part 3 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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woke up dreaming you were gone again by lazulisong
Fandoms: Founder of Diabolism, modao zushi, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2018
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lan wangji can't sleep like he's supposed to any more
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- Part 4 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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First of all, how dare Shen Wei. Second of all, Zhao Yunlan has been looking forward to this for like, as long as he's been aware that Shen Wei is an alpha. Third of all --
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- Part 4 of guardian
- Part 6 of ridic a/b/o nonsense
- Part 5 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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metaphorically speaking by lazulisong
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2019
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"I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."
If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!
.... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!
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- Part 6 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
- Part 1 of scum villain