tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit)
I have never seen Hot Shots and I would probably have wanted to stab myself to death before watching it, but this is hysterical.
*** "It's the only way, sugar bear, so stop being an ass and get with the program! This story needs at least a thousand words, so there needs to be some padding before the robot blows up!"
"Actually," Kent said, looking up, "we passed the thousand word mark at `snookums'."
Just then, the robot conveniently exploded. ***