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  1. Don't you have anything better to do with your life, honey? Also, please learn how to spell. There are literally 12 words there, it's not that hard!

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    1. drag me i love the adrenaline

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      1. i love you

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        1. “Kylo.” Rey whispered so quietly that he barely heard her.

          Kylo lifted his head to look across at her.

          “I know.” She smiled before crawling over to kiss him.

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      2. you're officially my favorite

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        2. jk

           

          no you're not

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      3. i need more masochist hancock smut

        the best.

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        1. the worst

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          1. i need more masochist hancock smut

            ???

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            1. wut?

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              1. i need more masochist hancock smut

                you’re the one who replied. i couldn’t grab a meaning from the first reply

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                1. wut?

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            2. but I'm just a yellow, smiley faced icon.
              so not really the best judge of great fic.

               

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              1. i need more masochist hancock smut

                u ok there pal? really like impersonating people huh

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                1. whatever gave you that idea ?

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      4. fucking obliterated

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      5. And he does. Kylo grabs her narrow waist with one hand, lifting her slightly from the bed, then plants his other beside them on the mattress. He runs his tongue over her left breast around her nipple an up to her throat where he nips at her jaw before he moves down again, taking her nipple into his mouth and giving it a hard suck, before releasing it and moving to the other. He pays equal attention to her right breast, leaving her a moaning begging mess beneath him at the heat of his breath on her skin and the anticipation that, as it mounts, heightens the warmth that has spread over her body, the burning dampness in her panties, it’s all too much.

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        1. And then Kylo woke up and realized he was alone, as usual, rubbing one out all on his lonesome.

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          1. Sometimes when Rey dreamed she saw through Kylo’s eyes. Through their bond with the force she could feel him. In her visions he never called her by her name. She was the scavenger, the girl, the bitch. She forgave him. It was far better for him to consume himself with thoughts of hate than to let the others he surrounded himself with know of his true feelings, know that he would come to her. But now she was Rey. Now they were alone on an empty planet and he could scream her name over and over again as loudly as his lungs would let him as she drove him wild. “Rey, Rey, Rey.”

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            1. And then she realized it was DREAMCEPTION. and she was dreaming about realizing she wasn't dreaming!

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              1. Man, she had to stop smoking weed before bedtime. She got the weirdest dreams. Like Kylo wasn't her husband.

                . . . and Hux wasn't her other husband.

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          2. So, apparently I like writing masturbatory Kylo Ren porn?

            Huh.

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        2. what the fuck go back to playing porn with ur fucking barbies

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          1. Welcome to Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse porn, where Ken is really gay (and anatomically correct, it appears).

             

            Ken climbed on top of him, his knees pressed firmly against Ryan's ribs and one of his hands catching both of Ryan's wrists and holding them over his head.

            Ken's mouth attached itself to Ryan's chest, licking a line down the center before swiping over to his left nipple. He swirled his tongue around it until the nipple hardened and pebbled. He bit down and sucked hard.

             

            OMG! BARBIE PORN REALLY DOES EXIST! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

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            1. . . there is My Little Pony porn . . there is over 100 porny pony tales . . WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
              Next, I'll find The Smurfs porn . . NOOOOOOOOOO!!

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              1. A weaker groan left him then. Now he had to clean up… And shower – there was lube and semen everywhere. The recollection of Squidward’s tentacles writhing within him was just… So wonderful. It went very well with his existing ‘pore playtime.’

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                1. There exists a Spongebob/Bill Clinton fic out there...

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          2. in hindsight, that wasn't my best suggestion.

            oops.

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            1. what the fuck someone hacked into my account to make that shit yall like that abusive shit so much yall gonna make shit like this??? what the fuck is wrong with yall go back to shoving barbies up ya ass

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        3. A final breath before reality washes over Kylo, and he awakes from the dream, tears forming in his eyes as he looks around his room, the MCR, Marilyn Manson, and The Used posters the only thing smiling back at him.
          "Vader damn it! Why can't I just get farther into the dream... Oh cursed world.. Just let me sleep a bit longer.." He begged, on his knees, his fireman standing proud with frustration. "Only a few more moments into the dream and I could have asked to drink her pee."
          He fell onto the floor sobbing. "Why, accursed world? Why can't I drink her piss?" He asked no one but God, and his father looking down on him

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          1. “Look at you,” the jet is coming less strong now, it doesn't matter, “So eager to please me,” it's still warm, dripping down, “On the floor,” his entire chest is covered, as part of his face, “Touching yourself,” Kylo's hand grips harder, “Covered in piss,” he can feel the warm liquid still pouring on his belly, dripping down his ribs, “Moaning like a whore,” Kylo breathes through his nostrils, searching for the smell, “Disgusting,” the liquid is collecting on the floor, between his armpit, “You are just”, Kylo closes his eyes, “A pathetic”, head thrown back, hips jerking up, “Piss”, he's close, “Little”, he can feel it, “Whore”, Kylo moans loudly and comes in his hand.

            Kylo doesn't register when Hux has buttoned up again, he's still shivering from his orgasm, trying to come down with deep breaths and eyes closed, so he doesn't realise neither when or where Hux went.
            Until he feels a washcloth patting gently his face.

            Kylo open his eyes on Hux, who's crouching beside him, the coat isn't on his shoulders anymore, probably is folded somewhere in the room.

            “Are you ok?” Hux asks, a little of concern in his voice. Kylo simply nods, a sleepy smile on his face.

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    2. all 12 words you mentioned are spelled correctly please learn how to read, it's not that hard!

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      1. Dude, grammar includes correctly capitalized letters...

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        1. You said to learn how to spell, not to use proper grammar, but if you insist...

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        2. (because the world was young)

          no it doesn't.

          "In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules governing the composition of clauses, phrases, and words in any given natural language."

          you're thinking of standard orthography

          Last Edited Sat 02 Jan 2016 03:12AM UTC

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          1. scribe

            Two thumbs up.

            Being this punctilious about linguistics is my jam.

            Last Edited Sun 03 Jan 2016 01:27AM UTC

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            1. I wish I could like both these comments

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              1. Because this conversation about grammar was more interesting than the fic.

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          2. Although there was that glaringly obvious spelling error in the notes.

            "rey is a lesbian and this ship fucking sux".

            She was doing so well up till then. Such a shame.

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          3. Either way, they were talking about capitalization, not spelling.
            ~semantics police

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    3. Its a joke fic like reylo is a fucking joke

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      1. Your mother has a different Opinion on that ;)

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        1. what does that mean

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          1. it means "yo momma luvs the reylo". Duh.

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        2. to Die In Hell:
          nice job using the comebacks of a 13 year old white cishet boy named Jagger who plays minecraft and hates girls.

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          1. HAHAHAHA

            I CANT BREATHE

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            1. sorry guys, I now ship reylo.

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            2. HAHAHAHA
              I CANT BREATHE

               

              SERIOUSLY, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CALL AN AMBULANCE?!
              I COULDN'T FUCKIN' BREATHE AND NONE OF YOU DID A DAMN THING!
              SOME ANONYMOUS FRIENDS IN A COMMENT SECTION YOU ARE!!!!

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          2. I don't know why I hated this ship. did you see the trailer?? Kylo Ren is so hoooooooot.

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        3. well your mother was sucking my toesies last night so are you really gonna being up mothers here

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          1. Yeah? Well I was calling your poppa "Daddy" last night.

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            1. my dads dead asshole

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              1. then who tf was I sleeping with?
                stupid tequila.

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                1. lol

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      2. Kylo rolls off of Rey and onto his side, facing away from her breathing hard. They lay like that for a few minutes, Rey staring at the ceiling, mind blissfully clear for the first time in a month. Kylo staring at a wall, his emotions a mystery to her as he doesn’t speak or move beyond breathing. When he finally stirs and sits up in a position where she can see his profile, Rey glances over at him in time to watch his brow furrow as he goes to remove the condom.

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    4. hahaha i think this person is a reylo

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      1. Dear i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ antis,
        I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch.
        It's not your fault that you're gap toothed.

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        1. im so sorry that you are incapable of understanding that having a gap in your teeth has nothing to do with intelligence or maturity or understanding that reylo is disgusting abusive trash

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          1. Boo, you whore.

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      2. Well…

        Even Josh Gad knows what is going on with reylo, He can see it. While antis just refuse to see it, he know what’s happening.

        Because lets face it

         

        Reylo is canon❤

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        1. god it looks like this is me but its fucking not also reylo is abusive trash and rey is a lesbian idk what josh gad said but it literally does not matter and i feel sorry for you and whoever you are friends with for being so deluded

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          1. kylo ren is a baby boy who was born yesterday protect him

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            1. you weak ass bitch tryna make me look like a reylo

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        2. bitch wherr

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          1. It's this little movie that came out, The Last Jedi. You may have heard of it.

            Again, Reylo is canon❤

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    5. I literally can't tell if you're being ironic or not, I hope you are, but something leads me to believe that you're serious

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      1. How are antis a thing anymore when even rian johnson is reylo af ?

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