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I'll be honest, that was more me running headlong through the sentence and not realizing it might have the possible interpretation of "you will be several tens of meters underground." Oops. I am admittedly a fiend for a quality dateline gag, however. Thanks for reading and chiming in!
Ah, I actually took it as a reference to VILE and ACME somehow collectively managing to remove enormous monuments and then put them back exactly where they came from, over and over. Compared to that, putting back one journalist ought to be a piece of cake! :D