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  1. Outrageous! What is Beleriand coming to?!
    Don't get me wrong, I don't sympathise with our northernmost neighbour, not at all *Curses!*, but these Doriath elves are little better! Wild and savage, even worse than the mortals they keep disturbingly close quarters with!
    I'm just glad that I don't have dealings with either and that I'm safe in Nargothrond, where we're not letting any more mortals of any kind!!
    Unless they are really handsome, of course.

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    1. Ugh, Eru, I know - the sad state of Beleriand is just what prompted us to start up this little venture, so that good readers like yourself would know THE TRUTH

      And as for Nargothrond - you're probably right, the kingdom is better off under the rule of Orodreth, yes? Nothing could possibly go wrong there. . .

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