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    Sometimes, a geeky fanboy has to do what a geeky fanboy has to do.

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    Hardison has to choose between his MMORPG and sex with Eliot and Parker. Seriously?

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    Five people who touched The Flashlight.

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    Alec's really not sure how this all happened, but he could get used to it.

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    Robots didn't sound too bad. He could put up with robots for a little while.

    A young Alec discovers SF.

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    "Saint Nicholas is our patron saint," Parker says, again, more insistent this time.

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    "You've stolen Christmas you horrible Grinch! You took our presents! Your heart is two sizes too small and made of coal!" Alec wasn't quite sure how Parker knew the Grinch references. She yelled, "Eliot! Make sure that he hasn't stolen the roast beast too!"

    Eliot stepped out of the kitchen, brandishing a dangerous-looking pastry bag. "He hasn't touched any of my food." Parker began to wrap tinsel threateningly around Boba Fett's neck. "What did you do with our presents, Hardison?" He said the name like he had already inflicted physical punishment on it, and if Boba Fett were actually inside of that costume, he'd probably be in trouble.

    Yeah, it was the perfect time to unveil his holiday surprise. Alec pressed a button on his watch and the TV immediately began to sparkle. He used his best Vanna White hands and grinned, "I've hidden them in a safe that can only be opened after we have watched the entirety of Firefly, plus the movie and the gag reel." The Firefly logo showed up in a burst of glorious light, letters taller than Alec himself.

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    Everything was going fine until the elevator spent ten seconds in free fall.

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    Hard Core Leverage series, part II

     

    "So, who's our in?" Nate asked.

    "I actually met this guy once, a long-ass time ago. Name's Billy Tallent," Hardison said in his 'briefing voice' (so-named by Parker) as he put pictures up on the screen.

    "I know him!" Parker said at the same time that Eliot said, "I know that guy."

    "The hell?" Hardison interrupted himself. "How do y'all know this guy?"

    "Oh, I had sex with him once," Parker said matter-of-factly.

    Hardison's eyes went a little wide. "Right, okay. Eliot?"

    "I was working at a punk club as a bouncer for a little while," was all Eliot said. And then he growled. It sounded like there might be a lot more to that story.

    "Hardison, what's your story?" Nate asks, obviously already considering how all of this will affect The Plan.

    "Uh, well, I was kind of a fan back when he was with his band Hard Core Logo. I met them after a show once." Hardison sits down and leans back in his chair. "But seriously. What the hell? This is creepy."

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    In which Parker doesn't trust Tara, and Eliot and Hardison indulge her whims.

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    The table was turned 45˚ too far clockwise, hardly the optimum angle for maximising space. There was really no reason for Sheldon to be crushed into the corner. And yet. Thanks to the incompetent café staff, here he was.

    "Alright, what do you want?"

    Sheldon gaped at the woman. "You're not my waitress!"

    "I guess your usual waitress took the day off," she said, tapping a pen against her notepad.

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    It's all good.

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    During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic. (Podfic included)

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    Alec knew he should be concentrating on running his lines, because those suckers were difficult with all the 'thees' and 'thous,' but all he could think about were the tights. They were just so clingy.

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    The team tries to pass some time while Nate plans a heist

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    Hard Core Leverage series, part I

     

    "So, who's our in?" Nate asked.

    "I actually met this guy once, a long-ass time ago. Name's Billy Tallent," Hardison said in his 'briefing voice' (so-named by Parker) as he put pictures up on the screen.

    "I know him!" Parker said at the same time that Eliot said, "I know that guy."

    "The hell?" Hardison interrupted himself. "How do y'all know this guy?"

    "Oh, I had sex with him once," Parker said matter-of-factly.

    Hardison's eyes went a little wide. "Right, okay. Eliot?"

    "I was working at a punk club as a bouncer for a little while," was all Eliot said. And then he growled. It sounded like there might be a lot more to that story.

    "Hardison, what's your story?" Nate asks, obviously already considering how all of this will affect The Plan.

    "Uh, well, I was kind of a fan back when he was with his band Hard Core Logo. I met them after a show once." Hardison sits down and leans back in his chair. "But seriously. What the hell? This is creepy."

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    Hardison, Elliot and Parker steal ComicCon for a young hacker.

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    A con doesn't always run according to plan. Sometimes, the unexpected kinks are the best kind.

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    Parker's not really fond of vacations, except when they involve Hardison, Eliot and lots of spare time.

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