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    An audio recording of the work written by AnnetheCatDetective.

    In which Crowley has a literal trouser snake, and Aziraphale is more than happy to help him out.

    Podfic length 00:12:11

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    When Crowley offers to help Aziraphale with a temporary inconvenience, he expects nothing more than an afternoon of pretending nonchalance while serving the angel's whim. Little does Crowley know that Aziraphale is leading him into temptation. With handsome demons (not devilmans), sexy straight razors, and wily angels, this story will prove love.

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    Crowley is beautiful in any form. Aziraphale is more than willing to help remind him of this fact, especially when gifted with the picture of what remains after Crowley's Fall.

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    It wasn't as though his interest in Aziraphale was entirely appropriate. Of course it wasn't bloody appropriate. He was consorting with the Enemy, nothing about it was appropriate.

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    Loath as Aziraphale was to admit it, Crowley was right to be skeptical of Milton, because embracing each other’s spirits was not “Easier than air with air.” As it turns out, when you’re attempting to fuse every facet of your angelic body, mind, and soul with your demon lover on several different planes of reality, things can and will go awry if you don’t prepare beforehand...

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    Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves working together a little more closely than usual to each further their own cause. However, it's quite difficult to pretend to be a happy couple when so much between them is still unsaid.

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    After the not-pocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale face another obstacle: a mysterious illness affecting them both. Is it a curse from Heaven or Hell, or is it something more?

    This is a bonding fic.

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    Loath as Aziraphale was to admit it, Crowley was right to be skeptical of Milton, because embracing each other’s spirits was not “Easier than air with air.” As it turns out, when you’re attempting to fuse every facet of your angelic body, mind, and soul with your demon lover on several different planes of reality, things can and will go awry if you don’t prepare beforehand.

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    Crowley doesn’t miss his divinity, not really. So far as he can remember, it had felt like being crowded into a full-body angora onesie that was about half a size too small and which you could never take off. Itchy, constricting, and oppressively luxurious. But apparently wearing an angel’s skin for a morning had stirred something up from the quagmire, some primeval reminder of what was taken when he Fell.

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    The ratings will vary, I guess if warnings ever become pertinent I'll add those... Various prompted ficlets and snippets, I can tell you right now focused almost entirely on Aziraphale and Crowley, from various prompts various places.

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    snek/angel… sex? well, it’s porn of some kind, certainly. read the tags, mind the gap, watch your step, etc.

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    Crowley was pinned against the wall of his flat. Aziraphale didn’t much like Crowley’s flat, but where wall-pinning was concerned it was clearly the superior choice, having no bookshelves. It was a bright afternoon in late autumn, sun streaming in through the skylight, illuminating Crowley’s pale skin and crowning him with rich red-gold radiance. Crowley was naked, arms overhead, wrists together, legs drawn up, bound as surely as if with chains, though with only Aziraphale’s will. They had been making free with miracles for months now with no repercussions, and Aziraphale couldn’t think of a better use for his power, at this moment, than to see Crowley so exquisitely at his mercy.

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    "You know," Aziraphale said, "our people have accused us of going native, and I begin to think maybe they're right."

    "How do you mean?"

    "It occurs to me that aside from taking our wings out now and again, we have not been...maximizing our potential."

    "You sound like Gabriel. Speak English, not corporate!" Crowley discarded a molted sheath and began aligning the secondary and primary feathers in Aziraphale’s right wing. Shivers ran down the wing and into his spine.

    "Mmm, that is so lovely. What I mean is, we have been fucking like humans do."

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    “Aziraphale kept looking at Crowley’s hands, those hands that could never stay still. He kept thinking about touching: about touching Crowley’s fingers, and leaning against his shoulder, and about all those Crowley-atoms that made up his dear familiar corporation, and how here they were having saved the world and saved themselves and they’d known each other for six thousand years and they were still sitting at opposite ends of the sofa and he wanted, he wanted…

    They never touched. Why didn’t they touch?”

    Aziraphale has spent a long time not touching Crowley.

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    Angels, of course, are supposed to be the terrible ones. 'Be not afraid' and all that. Crowley can understand how a human might be a little bit alarmed when faced with something that has an aura and feathers and too many eyes. But demons are something different, something worse.

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    Aziraphale wants holy communion. He wants eucharistic adoration. He wants the whole damn host. Even the terrible church wine will do, at this point.

    Wherein:
    1. Loving and being in love are two very distinct states of being.
    2. The occult and the ethereal are more like eldritch entities than Renaissance paintings.
    3. There are tentacles.

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    They haven't done it quite this way before.

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    “That’s quite a lot of eyes,” Crowley says.

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    On an endless night, silver star spangled
    The bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle

    Do you love me?

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