18 Works in Smutty Claus Exchange

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    It began with a collision. Not a life-threatening one, where body parts were damaged, and people would wail and lament a loss, but it would ultimately turn out to be a life-altering one that had something to do with racing blood, and tears, and breaking hearts... and mending them back up.

    NOMINATION - "BEST HEROINE" - 2012 HP FANFIC FANPOLL SPRING AWARDS ON LIVEJOURNAL

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    Ginny's always making excuses.

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    After the War, distraught with grief, Charlie fucks the first person he finds who’s willing. He expects it to be something quick, easy, forgettable.

    It’s not.

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    When an encounter at the annual Christmas event leads to more...

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    3/3
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    1499
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    Hermione spends another holiday at the Burrow as the only single witch.

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    15
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    Astoria and Daphne make an ill-considered bet.

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    15
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    243
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    Some days after Ron left the tent, Hermione started crying.

    As always, JKR gave us a lovely sandpit and created amazing characters. I'm just building a little castle with her sand.

    (The underage? Harry is 17. Depends on your local laws)

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    It's bad enough that he's being forced to spend the holidays away from home and his closest friends, but constantly being in such close proximity to the woman of his dreams is nothing short of torture.

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    25
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    7900
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    Severus thinks that he finally has his chance with Lily... and finds out he's not the only one.

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    6
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    Oh, the lengths a Slytherin in love will go to get his (ex-)wife back...! Draco sends Ginny a very special Secret Santa gift in the hopes it'll change the tide of their broken marriage and allow for a reconciliation this Christmas.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    57
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    8
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    2622
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    One really ought to be more careful in the Potions Workshop.

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    Parvati really hates feeling like a third wheel, so when Lavender wants her to go out with her and Neville, Parvati begs Harry to come too.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    5
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    137
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Pansy takes care as she walks up the stairs to the front door of Number 12, Grimmauld Place. Harry wants her to be perfect for him, and she does not want to disappoint. If she does, there will be consequences.

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    Ron never sleeps with the same woman twice. Until he meets Pansy, that is.

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    When Astoria Greengrass bemoans her nonexistent sex life, big sister Daphne decides to help out.

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    77
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    37144
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    Luna invites Harry to a Christmas party ‘as friends.’

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    10
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    252
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    When Ginny develops nightmares after her first year at Hogwarts, she discovers that she sleeps a lot better in bed with her brother.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    After losing a reserve spot for the Appleby Arrows, Katie is just going through the motions in the mundane tedium of a Ministry job. But when she overhears a shady conversation that hints at corruption in the Quidditch league, she is forced to take this accidentally obtained information to help a certain obnoxious Hufflepuff — the very same man she loathes for putting an end to her own, brief Quidditch career.

    Language:
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    Words:
    22,578
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    27
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1702

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