19 Works in Smutty Claus Exchange

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    It began with a collision. Not a life-threatening one, where body parts were damaged, and people would wail and lament a loss, but it would ultimately turn out to be a life-altering one that had something to do with racing blood, and tears, and breaking hearts... and mending them back up.

    NOMINATION - "BEST HEROINE" - 2012 HP FANFIC FANPOLL SPRING AWARDS ON LIVEJOURNAL

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    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    17
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    251
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    69
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    10117
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    A wild night at the Ministry holiday party creates an unexpected bump in Draco and Hermione's professional relationship.

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    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    350
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    47
    Hits:
    5155
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    They say that an invisible red thread connects two souls together, and they are fated to be together. Sometimes, if the person you're destined to be with is taking his own sweet time, you need to take fate into your own hands.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2967
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    Upset, Hermione flees the Weasley Christmas, in need of a drink. She never expected to have a horrible evening turned into a night worth remembering...

    Language:
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    4,285
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4466
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    Hermione falls in love with Draco during their eighth year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage from which there is no escape. Fortunately, Theo is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them, and it still burns hot…

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    16,559
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
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    208
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    8398
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    When her divorce is finally finalised, Hermione heads to Draco's flat to celebrate. She certainly didn’t expect the evening to take the turn that it did.

    Language:
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    2,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    289
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    38
    Hits:
    12663
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    If you tell a Weasley a secret... the rest of them will know soon enough and likely before you wanted them to.

    Language:
    English
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    3,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3639
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    Hermione is usually level-headed. The operative word being 'usually.'

    Language:
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    5,179
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    6052
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    The lives and stories of five couples intertwine as they navigate the holiday season and prepare for the Ministry's Christmas gala.

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    18,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4302
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    In the middle of a dinner party with friends, and against her better judgement, Hermione is publicly seduced by a certain Mr. Malfoy. It'd take a stronger woman to be able to resist what he has planned for her...

    Language:
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    2,369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    171
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    9878
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    Lord Voldemort has ordered that Mudbloods would be used to birth the next generation of Death Eaters. Hermione waits for her turn at bringing the next Malfoy heir.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    33386
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    25605
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    14
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    315
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    21794
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    When Hermione is bitten by a vampire, she finds an unlikely ally in Draco Malfoy.

    Language:
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    15,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    9153
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    Draco is away on assignment this Christmas and Hermione misses him. When a secret admirer starts sending her gifts at the office, how will she react? Originally written for the LJ Smutty Claus Fic Fest 2011.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2800
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    When Scorpius and Lily announce their engagement, it really couldn't come at a worse time for Draco and Hermione.

    Language:
    English
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    19,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    1303
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    35037
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    A small town with a secret, a Ministry worker gone missing. Hermione and Ron are sent to investigate the Malfoys' involvement, but discovering the truth is only going to lead to a lot more trouble than it's worth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2028
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    Years after the war, things have changed. Hermione meets Draco at a Christmas party and goes home with him to make a little music.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    6769
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    Luna is curious, and Hermione is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    69052

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