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    It’s the 5th of May and Charlie has had enough at home. He’s going to go out and get blackout drunk and stumble somewhere to sleep it off. But then she walked up to the bar and his life took an unexpected turn.

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    Luna has never been interested in sex, and she thought she was not interested in love, either. But then Harry asked her out one day, and she discovered she was just as capable of falling head over heels in love with somebody as most other people. So when her partner starts to struggle in the bedroom, Luna knows that she needs to do something about it.

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    Percy and Tonks pretend to be married in order to infiltrate a cult, whose leader - a believed Death Eater - is planning to murder his followers on Christmas Day.

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    Seamus and Dean challenge Harry and Romilda to a game of darts. They’ll be fine, Romilda assures Harry. She’s a legend at darts. So, of course, they lose by a country mile.

    I wrote this for harry_lover88 for 2014's Smutty Claus, on Livejournal. I never thought I would write a Romilda fic, but this seemed to work. I quite liked her and Harry's banter.

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    Harry and Pansy have been together for over three years, and Pansy finds herself in the bizarre position of being happier than she’s ever been while not having the option to be with more than one person. Then she notices that Harry might be harbouring feelings for somebody else.

    I originally wrote this for dragyn_42 in 2013's Smutty Claus exchange on Livejournal. This fic reflects what I consider to be a sex life ideal. Share partners. Have fun. All that good stuff.

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    It’s Christmas day, and Scorpius and Rose are keen on spending a little bit of time together. Unfortunately their families have other ideas.

    I wrote this for lunalovepotter, as part of 2012's Smutty Claus exchange, on Livejournal. I do enjoy writing Rose/Scorpius, but I have to admit, I particularly enjoyed writing this one because of all the times they get interrupted by their damn families. I gain a lot enjoyment from coital interruptions.

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    We hate each other. That’s what we keep saying, and we keep reminding ourselves of it. We have to, or else we might forget.

    I wrote this for erlthegrl in 2011's Smutty Claus exchange. And it's yet another of my infidelity/secret love fics. I'm definitely a creature of habit.

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    After eight long weeks Harry has finally come home, and Ginny couldn’t be happier. She’s looking forward to a nice dinner at the Burrow and a long night alone with her husband. Surely nothing will go wrong.

    I wrote this for 2009's Smutty Claus exchange, for the lovely Lyras. This has to be one of the first fics I ever wrote for somebody else. Looking back through it now, I'm pleasantly surprised at how decent the writing is. I surprise myself. :P

    Anyway, this fic contains George being a tricky little bastard, so you should enjoy it for that, if nothing else.

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    It began with a collision. Not a life-threatening one, where body parts were damaged, and people would wail and lament a loss, but it would ultimately turn out to be a life-altering one that had something to do with racing blood, and tears, and breaking hearts... and mending them back up.

    NOMINATION - "BEST HEROINE" - 2012 HP FANFIC FANPOLL SPRING AWARDS ON LIVEJOURNAL

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    Ginny's always making excuses.

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    A song of three women giving into desire, despite common sense.

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    With a bit of liquid courage on her side, Hermione decides the celebrate her freedom with semi-taboo indulgence.

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    After the War, distraught with grief, Charlie fucks the first person he finds who’s willing. He expects it to be something quick, easy, forgettable.

    It’s not.

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    A wild night at the Ministry holiday party creates an unexpected bump in Draco and Hermione's professional relationship.

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    Jacob can't help but notice the mysterious blonde woman who keeps coming to his bakery. Who is she, and why does she look so familiar? Perhaps a Hanukkah dinner will help answer his questions.

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    They say that an invisible red thread connects two souls together, and they are fated to be together. Sometimes, if the person you're destined to be with is taking his own sweet time, you need to take fate into your own hands.

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    Upset, Hermione flees the Weasley Christmas, in need of a drink. She never expected to have a horrible evening turned into a night worth remembering...

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    When an encounter at the annual Christmas event leads to more...

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    Celebrating becoming an Auror is all well and good, but the person she really wants to spend it with is in Romania. So that’s where she goes.

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    Stuck at Hogwarts during the summer term, Neville confesses a dream to Hermione. She decides to make it a reality.

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