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    With a bit of liquid courage on her side, Hermione decides the celebrate her freedom with semi-taboo indulgence.

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    Jacob can't help but notice the mysterious blonde woman who keeps coming to his bakery. Who is she, and why does she look so familiar? Perhaps a Hanukkah dinner will help answer his questions.

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    They say that an invisible red thread connects two souls together, and they are fated to be together. Sometimes, if the person you're destined to be with is taking his own sweet time, you need to take fate into your own hands.

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    Forced to sit at the very back of the Weasley-Granger wedding, Cormac and Romilda get into a little bit of trouble.

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    After someone attempts to break into Pansy's flat, the best auror in Britain is tasked with guarding her 24/7. Personally, Pansy would prefer to take her chances with the attacker rather than share her flat with Harry Potter.

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    Harry and Ginny have a not-normal relationship going after 2 years of dating, due to their different and busy schedules. So when Ginny finds out that Harry is going off on a mission, for upwards of a year, she asks him to open their relationship while he’s gone. When he returns early, and finds some things out, he turns to another willing soul who will give him what he needs for a time.

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    Pansy Parkinson is an expert in magical houses, and she has been sent to investigate Harrison Estate; a real trickster of a mansion that has been causing its previous owners no small amount of strife. A job like this could be dangerous, so Pansy requests help from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Unfortunately, the Auror they send over is none other than Ron Weasley. More unfortunately, the house then decided to lock them both in...

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    Ron learns quickly that perhaps getting involved with a co-worker isn't so terrible after all.

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    While on an Order mission, Bill becomes stranded at a safe house with an injured Auror to minister to, and no secure way to return home. Left to their own devices for the holidays, the situation forces him to rethink everything he knew about himself, aurors, and women.

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    Hermione falls in love with Draco during their eighth year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage from which there is no escape. Fortunately, Theo is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them, and it still burns hot…

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    As Neville settles in to his new job as assistant Herbology professor at Hogwarts, Luna goes off on a series of expeditions around the world. She sends him gifts from her travels – but is she trying to tell him something more? And why does she keep sending him weird underpants?

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    Sometimes it is the job of Unspeakables to do things that are a bit untoward... so long as there are no attachments in the end.

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    He’s been out on missions constantly and finally home for Christmas. Ginny has made all the arrangements for them to have a week to themselves – without any company.

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    One year has passed since the end of the war, but Harry has never been the same. Hermione and Ron are determined to help their best friend, but the potential solution they find will require them to go above and beyond the bonds of friendship.

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    Lavender always did love a good makeover! But Smith? She feared it might be impossible. Can she make him presentable before the Quidditch League Christmas party? Will he win her over despite his surly sneers? Who is really the beast in need of taming?

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    When Charlie asks Bill and Tonks to meet him in the pantry at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, they both find themselves in an unexpected position.

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    He started out as just the irritating neighbour across the hall. But things tend to change when you live that close. In the end he might as well be someone she could love.

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    One really ought to be more careful in the Potions Workshop.

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    Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry finally seems to be having all the fun he deserves. But, will this Christmas bring problems or simply more joy?

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    The only way in which one can become an expert is to practice, after all.

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