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    Bilbo explains to Frodo why there's no sex in The Lord of the Rings. Now, if we could only get our hands on his Blue Book!

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    Elrond and Legolas get into hot water and the cold steel of an ancient warrior's ritual.

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    A matter of honour between Legolas and Haldir leads to passion with knives in the woods of Lothlórien.

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    The adventures of Elladan and Elrohir before and during the War of the Ring, and how the great conflict of good and evil impacts their transgressive relationship.

    Twelve parts, complete. Posted here as part of moving the archive ansereg.com over to AO3.

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    Frodo blames himself for Gandalf's fall. Sam comforts him. Legolas taunts everyone.
    (Reposting; originally posted 2003.)

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    What might Sauron have told the Easterlings and others to secure there assistance? What does a warrior do after her battle is lost? Reference is made to Legolas/Gimli slash, but nothing explicit or pivotal to the story.

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    The care of blades after the Battle of Helm's Deep.

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    Prequel to "Back to the Beginning." Legolas visits the Glittering Cave with Gimli for the first time. This is a "first time" story.

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    This is a prequel to "Back to the Beginning" and will make the most sense if you've read that story. For those who haven't, the short form is that Legolas and Gimli traveled to the Undying Lands together after Aragorn's death. While Gimli was granted a longer life than he would have had if he had remained in Middle-Earth, he eventually died of old age. Legolas returned to Middle-Earth to find Gimli reborn, only to lose him again to old age and death. So ever Legolas seeks and finds and loves and loses....

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    ...and five times an Heir was born in his House so like to his Forefather that he received the name of Durin. He was indeed held by the Dwarves to be the Deathless that returned; for they have many strange tales and beliefs concerning themselves and their fate in the world.
    -- Return of the King, Appendix A, Part III, Durin's Folk

    This is where it all began--and where it all ends. Even immortal love must live in mortal bodies.

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    A lazy afternoon

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    An evening with Merry and Pippin... and Pippin's appetites.

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    After Moria, under the mallorn tree.

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    Taking rest in Rivendell.

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    [Reposting; originally written in 2003.] A lightning storm drives a frightened Sam into Bag End, where Frodo is more than happy to protect him.

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    Sweet friends, sweet words, sweet deeds.

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    [Reposting; originally written in 2004.] Imagine a Middle-Earth that has the Internet. Now imagine Frodo is playing with cybersex as a way to keep his mind off young Samwise. Still with me? Good...

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    [Reposting; originally written in 2003.]

    Everyone wants Frodo and Legolas. The only place they can run is to each other.

    Alternate summary: Frodo and Legolas break up the Fellowship through their devastating prettiness. Featuring a special appearance by the Elven underpants leaf!

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    There are a few things that the One Ring has no power over.

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    [Reposting; originally written around 2003] The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.

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