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    Summary

    Bilbo explains to Frodo why there's no sex in The Lord of the Rings. Now, if we could only get our hands on his Blue Book!

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    [Reposting; originally written in 2004.] Imagine a Middle-Earth that has the Internet. Now imagine Frodo is playing with cybersex as a way to keep his mind off young Samwise. Still with me? Good...

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    [Reposting; originally written in 2003.]

    Everyone wants Frodo and Legolas. The only place they can run is to each other.

    Alternate summary: Frodo and Legolas break up the Fellowship through their devastating prettiness. Featuring a special appearance by the Elven underpants leaf!

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    [Reposting; originally written around 2003] The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.

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    A drabble set set just before the marriage of Aragorn and Arwen.

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  6. Tags
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    A sequel of sorts to After Pelennor; it picks up immediately where that story leaves off, but in a very different vein. Namely, a silly one!

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    Boromir polishes his sword; Aragorn watches and taunts. Much innuendo ensues.

    Virtual brownies to sparky (who submitted the original "suggestive sword-sharpening fic" challenge), Deejay, and Nanda for double-entendre inspiration and the whole Fellow_Ship list for support, encouragement, and fun conversations.

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