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    Nine months after the events of V-Day, Merlin formally steps down as Arthur and a replacement is sent from Statesman, Kingsman's American counterpart.

    Despite Merlin's confidence in his successor, Eggsy is hesitant about the big change, still haunted by the death of his beloved mentor.

    He ends up getting more than he bargained for.

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    Eggsy rescues a dragon's egg from the hands of tradesmen who seek to slaughter the creature for profit, and sets out on a lone quest across the Kingdom to return the egg safely to the Capital before it hatches. Unfortunately, things don't quite go according to plan.

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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

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    Harry is met with a slightly out of focus photo of a grinning young man wearing a cap and polo. He’s definitely attractive, Harry thinks, it won’t be a pain to seduce him at least.

    Merlin taps the screen of his tablet, “your target’s name is Gary Unwin."

    For the Summer 2016 Hartwin Secret Santa.

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    A boy born into royalty shied away from his duties politically when his father died in the war, but as he grew up he found being King meant having to make hard decisions- ones he found that he couldn't always solve with manners and kindness in the dark days where the black death ravaged across his family's land mercilessly.

    The young King gives his advisors full political sway while he is away at battle, however they ask that he select a small, elite group of knights to be his personal guard while away at war. The King selects three in the beginning: His longtime friend, the magics user and his druidic advisor, Merlin; his beloved cousin, Roxanne the Lady Knight, the first of her kind; and a young man he feels such longing for ever since he appeared seemingly out of nowhere and saved the King's life. Somehow, love finds a way of blossoming even in these darkest of times.

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    The seemingly empty flat next door to Eggsy's suddenly gets a new visiter, and now he understands why they say curiosity killed the cat. Misunderstandings ensue from ill advised snooping, many people are in danger of dying, and Eggsy finds himself in more trouble than he knows what to do with. Apparently, life can be like a movie sometimes.

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    "Say, Professor Hart," Eggsy says before pausing to give Harry a very deliberate, thorough eyefucking while licking his lips suggestively, "would you mind turning 'round and writing your name on the chalkboard?"

    Charlie huffs in frustration. "This isn't primary school, Eggy, stop wasting everyone's time."

    "I just want to know if it's spelled like -" Eggsy puts his hands together to form a heart shape, places it over his chest and mimics a thumping motion.

    "Oh lord," Roxy groans quietly beside him.

    ~

    (Undercover) Professor!Hart
    IncorrigibleFlirt!Eggsy

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    Harry’s expression tightens, mouth a flat line on his face as he looks over Eggsy’s ruffled suit, the way he’s not standing in the typical gentleman’s stature, with his left hand in his pocket, right resting against his thigh. Eggsy’s actually in parade rest, because he feels like he’s back in training and getting ripped into for whatever reason, but he actually knows he’s fucked up this time, and he’s got no one to blame but himself.

    “You were chosen for this mission because you have somewhat of a working knowledge of the drug trade in London. That was the entire point.”

    Eggsy huffs, because that’s a load of bollocks. He knows exactly why he was chosen, and it ain’t because he knows about the drug trade. Eggsy got pulled for this because he used to actually use drugs, used to sell them, and he could fit in with the locals. Not for the first time, he wonders why they even bothered forcing him into the suit for this mission in the first place.

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    The man is there again today.

    He was there yesterday, and the day before that. Eggsy wouldn’t know if he was there any other time prior to his noticing the man's presence because on the day before yesterday, he was in hospital after collapsing in agony on the mats during Nationals and being told after years of chronic back pain, near-constant exhaustion, surgeries to remove the more troublesome cysts, and the whole pissing blood business, his kidneys were finally giving up the ghost.

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    Eggsy had always had a knack for sleight of hand, tricking the eye, everyday illusions. He practised when he could, pulled up YouTube videos of kids making their graffiti writhe and pulse on the brickwork, scrolled through forums looking for tips on keeping the details sharp in false images, made the pictures in Daisy's few battered kids' books flicker briefly to life to watch her smile. But it was a bit beyond his capabilities to somehow hide a bright fucking yellow car from the police as he was driving it away from them. Backwards.

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    It starts with a scent, the sweetest thing Eggsy's ever caught a whiff of in his life.

    No, that's a lie, it starts with a handsome man who looked like a beta bailing Eggsy out of jail. It starts with Eggsy sitting next to Harry's bedside everyday until he wakes up from an explosion induced coma. It starts with Harry brushing against Eggsy during their twenty-four hours together as he teaches the young man how to make a proper martini. It starts with a gunshot in a church parking lot.

    It ends with a scent, the sweetest thing Eggsy's ever caught a whiff of in his life, while he's sipping the coffee Roxy's brought him from the new cafe a few blocks away.

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    "Are you a cigarette? Cos you're smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth."

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    “So…have you ever opted out of honeypots?”

    “Well,” Harry says slowly, “no.”

    Eggsy pauses. “No?” he repeats. Not even for me? He wants to ask, but holds his tongue.

    In which sleeping with Harry becomes a little more complicated.

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    Prompt fill for: AU in which Harry and Eggsy (both in their early 20s) come to be flat mates; they didn't know each other before. Harry is a mysterious, elegant young guy who works for Kingsman (which is canonly shaped) - Eggsy doesn't know but he is starting to suspect something because Harry turns up with injuries sometimes and is generally secretive.

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    Neither Harry not Eggsy have ever managed to figure out who their soulmates are (despite the fact that they are each other's soulmates). But as they begin to figure it out, they both decide there is no way they could ever work.

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    “I want to start by welcoming back Galahad,” Arthur says. “Er. Welcome back, Galahad.”

    “Thank you,” Harry says, politely. Eggsy's tie is a little crooked; Harry's fingers itch to fix it.

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    When Eggsy accepts an offer he can't refuse and becomes Roxy's fake boyfriend/to-be-fiancé, he didn't expect to have to resist the temptations to fall in love (or is it lust?) with Harry Hart, his future step-father-in-law.

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    Harry and Eggsy meet in the Black Prince where Eggsy works behind the bar

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    Prompt: Eggsy doesn't mind the rough missions, the ones where he heads into the seedy undergrounds. He speaks their language, looks the part, and he'd rather be there than at a fancy ball anyway. He goes wherever his King sends him.

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    After V-Day, Eggsy thought he'd lost everything. Luckily for him, some magic still exsists in the world.
    Written for: Summer 2016 Hartwin Secret Santa.

    Original Prompt: "Supernatural AU. Not like SPN/Supernatural the show, like supernatural with a little s. You can go anywhere you want with this honestly, but I was thinking that one or the other of them would be some kind of supernatural entity. Maybe Eggsy is fae, maybe Harry is a vampire and that's why he survived Kentucky. Stuff I would like to see - only one of them is nonhuman and the other either is unaware that these things are real or never took the idea seriously, if Harry is nonhuman maybe Merlin is the only one who knows, if Eggsy is nonhuman then somehow address the Dean issue (like, if Eggsy is a fae or werewolf or whatever then why has he put up with this asshole beating his mother for so long.)"

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