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    My fic for the 2016 Summer Secret Santa! Rated Explicit for later chapters! Featuring Merlin's adorable daughter.
    Okay so this was my prompt: Eggsy is one of the teachers at the pre-school Merlin's daughter goes to. Harry picks her up one day as a favor to Merlin and meets Eggsy, who's apparently all the rage with the children.

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    Nine months after the events of V-Day, Merlin formally steps down as Arthur and a replacement is sent from Statesman, Kingsman's American counterpart.

    Despite Merlin's confidence in his successor, Eggsy is hesitant about the big change, still haunted by the death of his beloved mentor.

    He ends up getting more than he bargained for.

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    Eggsy dreams of writhing shadows that wear Harry’s face, but that too dissolves into the impression of white eyes and teeth. He dreams of getting pushed back onto silk sheets that feel delicious against his bare back.

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    Eggsy rescues a dragon's egg from the hands of tradesmen who seek to slaughter the creature for profit, and sets out on a lone quest across the Kingdom to return the egg safely to the Capital before it hatches. Unfortunately, things don't quite go according to plan.

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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

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    Harry is met with a slightly out of focus photo of a grinning young man wearing a cap and polo. He’s definitely attractive, Harry thinks, it won’t be a pain to seduce him at least.

    Merlin taps the screen of his tablet, “your target’s name is Gary Unwin."

    For the Summer 2016 Hartwin Secret Santa.

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    A boy born into royalty shied away from his duties politically when his father died in the war, but as he grew up he found being King meant having to make hard decisions- ones he found that he couldn't always solve with manners and kindness in the dark days where the black death ravaged across his family's land mercilessly.

    The young King gives his advisors full political sway while he is away at battle, however they ask that he select a small, elite group of knights to be his personal guard while away at war. The King selects three in the beginning: His longtime friend, the magics user and his druidic advisor, Merlin; his beloved cousin, Roxanne the Lady Knight, the first of her kind; and a young man he feels such longing for ever since he appeared seemingly out of nowhere and saved the King's life. Somehow, love finds a way of blossoming even in these darkest of times.

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    Harry huffs and he’s just so blessedly him in that moment, fuck the wires and the bandage round his head and all, that Eggsy thinks he might cry for the first time since he found out Harry was alive.

    “Yeah, it’s a nice surprise alright.” Eggsy sniffs and blinks, continues, “Christ, Harry, do you have any idea…” He trails off as he wipes at his eyes, the sleeve of his favourite Adidas jacket pulled over his thumb like he’d do when he was little.

    “No, I imagine I don’t,” Harry says, smiling sadly. “But from what I’ve heard you’ve done a truly spectacular job while I’ve been out. I couldn’t be more proud.”

    Oh, fuck it, Eggsy thinks as he laughs through a great, hiccuping sob that he knows he’ll never be able to stop now, and he grabs Harry’s hand and squeezes.

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    Harry and Eggsy have somehow switched bodies. How will they cope when the trauma sends Eggsy - er, Harry - into heat?

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    The seemingly empty flat next door to Eggsy's suddenly gets a new visiter, and now he understands why they say curiosity killed the cat. Misunderstandings ensue from ill advised snooping, many people are in danger of dying, and Eggsy finds himself in more trouble than he knows what to do with. Apparently, life can be like a movie sometimes.

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    "Say, Professor Hart," Eggsy says before pausing to give Harry a very deliberate, thorough eyefucking while licking his lips suggestively, "would you mind turning 'round and writing your name on the chalkboard?"

    Charlie huffs in frustration. "This isn't primary school, Eggy, stop wasting everyone's time."

    "I just want to know if it's spelled like -" Eggsy puts his hands together to form a heart shape, places it over his chest and mimics a thumping motion.

    "Oh lord," Roxy groans quietly beside him.

    ~

    (Undercover) Professor!Hart
    IncorrigibleFlirt!Eggsy

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    Harry’s expression tightens, mouth a flat line on his face as he looks over Eggsy’s ruffled suit, the way he’s not standing in the typical gentleman’s stature, with his left hand in his pocket, right resting against his thigh. Eggsy’s actually in parade rest, because he feels like he’s back in training and getting ripped into for whatever reason, but he actually knows he’s fucked up this time, and he’s got no one to blame but himself.

    “You were chosen for this mission because you have somewhat of a working knowledge of the drug trade in London. That was the entire point.”

    Eggsy huffs, because that’s a load of bollocks. He knows exactly why he was chosen, and it ain’t because he knows about the drug trade. Eggsy got pulled for this because he used to actually use drugs, used to sell them, and he could fit in with the locals. Not for the first time, he wonders why they even bothered forcing him into the suit for this mission in the first place.

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    It's all Eggsy's wanted, since the beginning, so greedy for all of Harry's attention on him all the time, where it fucking well belongs.

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    The man is there again today.

    He was there yesterday, and the day before that. Eggsy wouldn’t know if he was there any other time prior to his noticing the man's presence because on the day before yesterday, he was in hospital after collapsing in agony on the mats during Nationals and being told after years of chronic back pain, near-constant exhaustion, surgeries to remove the more troublesome cysts, and the whole pissing blood business, his kidneys were finally giving up the ghost.

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    The badass pirate Harry Hart and charming stowaway Eggsy Unwin star in the epic story of "Kingsman: He came for the booty."

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    This was Not A Good Day. First they manage to get themselves captured by a villain that seemed to have stepped straight out of a sodding Bond movie, and then said Bond movie villain does something skeevy and scify-y that results in both Harry and him sprouting some interesting new appendages. And then, of course, as the rotten icing on the shitty cake, they find out some switches in their base biology have also been fiddled with. Fucking A.

    (Fic & art inside, rating will probably go up)

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    Prompt: I need a modernized Prince and the Pauper fic, featuring Eggsy Unwin and Taron Egerton and Hartwin (or Firtherton).

    Taron Egerton bumps into his suit-clad doppelganger.

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    In which, Eggsy was raised a Kingsman for his ability to have magical sex.

    "I don’t keep tabs on how many times I’ve had sex, Mer," Eggsy scrunched his nose.

    "Two hundred sixty-nine and a half times, to be accurate."

    Harry grimaced at his long-time friend-and-colleague. "I have to say, your attention to detail is a little worrying."

    (Obligatory Sentinel/Guide AU)

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    Eggsy had always had a knack for sleight of hand, tricking the eye, everyday illusions. He practised when he could, pulled up YouTube videos of kids making their graffiti writhe and pulse on the brickwork, scrolled through forums looking for tips on keeping the details sharp in false images, made the pictures in Daisy's few battered kids' books flicker briefly to life to watch her smile. But it was a bit beyond his capabilities to somehow hide a bright fucking yellow car from the police as he was driving it away from them. Backwards.

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    It starts with a scent, the sweetest thing Eggsy's ever caught a whiff of in his life.

    No, that's a lie, it starts with a handsome man who looked like a beta bailing Eggsy out of jail. It starts with Eggsy sitting next to Harry's bedside everyday until he wakes up from an explosion induced coma. It starts with Harry brushing against Eggsy during their twenty-four hours together as he teaches the young man how to make a proper martini. It starts with a gunshot in a church parking lot.

    It ends with a scent, the sweetest thing Eggsy's ever caught a whiff of in his life, while he's sipping the coffee Roxy's brought him from the new cafe a few blocks away.

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