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Firecrackers & Cherry Bombs

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“Are you sure about this, Starsk?”


“Yeah. How hard can it be? Ever had a girlfriend go completely nude down there for you? Hmmmm. Nice.”


“Bikini wax isn’t made for this, though.”


“Lookit, you always did say I got a hairy ass; now’s your chance. Let’s just get it done, huh? No more stranglin’ Hutch Junior and no more tugging butt hairs.”


“Wiggle your toes.”


“What? Holy shit! You mother fucking gmhhhdd!”


“Ow! Starsky! You bit my hand!”




“You okay?”


“No. Waiting for the fireworks to subside.”


“Breathe through it. Then roll back over and turn the other cheek.”