10 Works in Chad - Probably

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    "Is Yuuri straight?"

    "Chad?"

    "No, this is Christophe Giacometti."

    "Oh, Chris, hey. Sorry, I thought you were someone else. What was that about Yuuri?"

    "Phichit, is Yuuri straight?"

    "...okay, I think you're breaking up. It sounded like you wanted to know if Yuuri was straight."

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    Some are born Chads, some achieve Chadness, and some have Chadness thrust upon them (and they love it).

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    Yuri had no idea why he'd even gotten the jersey from the guy. People liked to give him shirts, though. It was weird.

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    Yuuri skims the list, face unacceptably composed. “They make some good points. After all, JJ’s base score was higher than mine. And PCS is subjective.”

    Victor turns and squints at the screen for dramatic effect. He’d prefer not to think about the fact he might need glasses soon. “I don’t even know who Jean Claude van Damme is!”

    Victor knows exactly who Jean Jacques Leroy is. He’d watched him climb his way to the top of juniors with an inverse proportion of athletic power and artistry. He was the type of skater who made Victor regret his own part in launching the Quad Arms Race. He was also the type of skater who would talk to Victor while ignoring Yuuri at the Rostelecom a year ago—not that Victor’s still annoyed or anything.

    (Nope. Not at all. Absolutely not.)

    Yuuri stares, head tilted down in disbelief. “He was on the podium with me this year.”

    “I’m drawing a blank.”

    “Bronze medal?”

    “Otabek won bronze though.”

    “No, JJ did.”

    “Are you sure? That doesn’t seem right.”

    “Vitya, he was on the podium with you last year.”

    “Not ringing any bells.”

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    “Hello?”

    “You pole dance!”

    “…okay?”

    “I’m watching the episode now.”

    “What! No. Don’t do that. It’s really bad.”

    “I have to, there were previews, you aren’t wearing pants.”

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    Viktor wants those thighs engraved on his tombstone as his cause of death. Is it undignified? Yes. Will Viktor need dignity when he’s dead? No.

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    “So, if I promise to not get weirdly jealous if I do happen to catch you with a copy of Yuuri Katsuki’s spread for An-An sometime in the future, will you promise to let my copy of Viktor Nikiforov’s Body Issue spread go?”

    Jack considers it for all of a second before laughing, kissing Bitty on the forehead. “Was that a chirp or a serious request?” he asks.

    In which Jack and Bitty are arguably Viktor and Yuuri’s biggest fans, and everyone else thinks it’s hilarious.

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    The Project Runway AU, featuring fashion designer and long time Viktor Nikiforov fanboy, Yuuri Katsuki and five time World Champion and celebrity client, Viktor Nikiforov.

    Lilia is Nina Garcia. Georgi is Tim Gunn. Christophe wants Yuri to make him assless chaps. Will he? Read on and find out.

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    Three weeks earlier, during a Skype session with Phichit equally fuelled by Victor’s hideously expensive vodka and Yuuri’s crushing loneliness at Victor being away for more than twelve hours, Yuuri decided he was going to give Victor the best Christmas/Birthday of his life. With sex coupons.

    (“This is the best idea you’ve ever had,” Phichit said.

    “I,” Yuuri slurred, with all the certainty of a drunk man pawning off his actions on the victim of his sober self, “am a genius. Someone give me a Nobel Peace Prize. Homemade sex coupons will save the world.”

    “Absolutely.” Phichit said thousands of miles away in a different timezone watching Yuuri make five different coupons for “whatever you want to do with my feet.” “Someone give this man yet another gold medal.” )

    In the end, it was Sober Yuuri that made the terrible miscalculation of using the same adorable poodle wrapping paper for Yuri and Victor’s gifts. Presently he’s moved on from googling “how to build a time machine” to “demon pacts????? Can I make one?????”

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    Yuuri accidentally mixes up Victor and Yurio's gifts. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    The entire hockey team falters, faced by Katsuki's dark eyes shaded by his inky eyelashes. It's very effective. Mila's going to find out what mascara he uses.

    "Did - did someone pull a prank on you?" says Katsuki. His Russian isn't terrible, but between his soft voice and his frankly adorable accent, half-American and half-Japanese, he sounds like a little lost lamb.

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