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    Aziraphale, 3rd year doctoral candidate in Library Sciences and current failure at Astronomy 101, finds out about an app for meeting people from some undergraduates. He’s desperate for a tutor so he decides to try it out. Surely someone in the wilds of Tinder is willing to help him learn about the stars?

    Meanwhile, in said wilds of Tinder, Crowley (high school dropout, star enthusiast, and official garden center plant-harasser) is not really looking for anything past dinner and maybe ‘tea’ back at their place.

    Hijinks, and also a surprisingly intricate plot, ensue.

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    Aziraphale knew how kissing worked. As an angel, he was a being of love, and most of his miracles touched on the more human forms of love; as some of these miracles involved physical manifestations of love of the romantic nature, Aziraphale had even acquired more than a passing knowledge of the etiquette of kissing throughout the ages.

    An angel and a demon finally kiss, and they find out that some activities are easier in theory than in practice.

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    Aziraphale stumbles upon herpetological interests quite by happenstance. Crowley helps him sate his curiosity.

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    An archive of my Good Omens art. Featuring Soft husbands/partners, snake Crowley (both smol and as a big lad), too many plants, and no small degree of both angst and tenderness.

    Chapter 1 is a table of contents with image descriptions.

    (also, I am always open to requests and suggestions <3)

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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

    ~Updates on Mondays and Thursdays~

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    Aziraphale Fell becomes the new lighthouse keeper at Eastgate By The Sea, after the last one succumbs to his illness. He arrives five days before All Hallow's Eve with nothing but a small bag slung over his shoulder and his precious books, and is met with superstitious tales; a monster that rises from the deep from Samhain to Ostara, and its master, the Dark Hallow's Man, who can be seen stalking the clifftops. Aziraphale pays no heed to old fishermen's superstitions, but he will soon discover that he's not as alone as he thinks out on his little island. What is the thing he glimpses below the surface as the storm brews? Does the mysterious past of the last lighthouse keeper, Jacob Abelson, hold any answers? Is his restless soul the one whispering Aziraphale's name in the wind?

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    Whenever they crossed paths, Aziraphale found an odd sensation grumbling in his stomach at the sight of Crowley. At first, he assumed it was some type of indigestion. Maybe his humours were out of balance. Perhaps this corporeal form had inevitably succumbed to one of those plagues going around that wiped out so many people. Yes, that must be it, he was clearly dying. A shame, really; he had grown quite fond of this body, and he imagined it would take some time to wear in a new one to the point of well-used comfort he presently enjoyed.

    It was only two years later when he very definitely had not died that Aziraphale began to realise the feeling might not be physical, but rather more abstract. 

    A little fic set in the years following Crowley making Hamlet a success. Aziraphale, trying to ignore his growing feelings, decides to try composing music to reconnect with his divine purpose. It's not as easy as he anticipates.

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    Nearly one year after the almost-apocalypse, Aziraphale is simply existing, holding on to hope that Crowley will return to him. When he discovers the plant he got for the demon is dying, he takes it on a tour of places he and Crowley frequented to convince it to live. Will it be enough to bring Crowley back to him?

    Written for the prompt: A house plant is dying, tell it why it needs to live.

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    An innocent observation by Adam Young opens an extremely unwelcome can of worms, and now Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves forced to have a conversation they'd always hoped to avoid. The War to Begin All Wars left scars on every level, but the skills Crowley thought he'd left behind when he fell from Heaven might be able to mend them, just a bit.

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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    Miami Florida is the tacky city of Crowley’s dreams, the setting of both Golden Girls and Miami Vice. A city so full of sin that claiming even a portion of it would land him in Hell’s less-bad books. It’s Aziraphale’s nightmare, full of loud parties, loud people, and louder fashion. When surprisingly similar missions from Heaven and Hell and a not-at-all-rigged coin toss send the angel to Miami, Crowley can’t think of anything more hilarious than watching Aziraphale fumble his way through Florida culture. Add in another angel, Crowley’s obsession with being cool, a space telescope, a chance encounter with Vanilla Ice, and an alligator, and it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

    Or a hip-hop song with a “borrowed” opening baseline waiting to become weirdly popular, anyway.

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    Aziraphale Fell becomes the new lighthouse keeper at Eastgate By The Sea, after the last one succumbs to his illness. He arrives five days before All Hallow's Eve with nothing but a small bag slung over his shoulder and his precious books, and is met with superstitious tales; a monster that rises from the deep from Samhain to Ostara, and its master, the Dark Hallow's Man, who can be seen stalking the clifftops. Aziraphale pays no heed to old fishermen's superstitions, but he will soon discover that he's not as alone as he thinks out on his little island. What is the thing he glimpses below the surface as the storm brews? Does the mysterious past of the last lighthouse keeper, Jacob Abelson, hold any answers? Is his restless soul the one whispering Aziraphale's name in the wind?

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    Crowley’s fingers felt raw, the tips ragged, like he’d been clawing at the unforgiving wood of a coffin buried too early, his bones ached, his head pounded in migraine, and his skin was dry and itchy. He’d gone through fire twice that day, he realized, the mortal flames of the bookshop which had taken Aziraphale from him and then the ring of hellfire around London, hot enough to discorporate someone much higher on the demonic-power scale than himself. He'd managed to hold it together then, to grit his teeth and watch as 130 kilometers sped past. That trip ought to have taken two-and-a-half hours or so by normal, human, standards. It took Crowley far less than that.

     

     

    Crowley is beyond exhausted. His day had been pretty shite to be fair, and he’d gone up and down a whole rollercoaster of emotions. Luckily his angel is there to help. 

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are on their way to the Portland. They might not make it, to be perfectly honest.

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    Crowley takes a deep, fortifying breath. “You said I should ask for things,” he starts again, almost casual. His attempt at calm quickly crumbles. “Anything,” he breathes, licking his lips, “that I wanted?”

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    He had had his head in Aziraphale’s lap for half an hour before the question he’d been pondering finally came to the surface. “Angel?”

    “Mm?” Aziraphale moved his hand from Crowley’s hair to his forehead. “Yes, my dear?”

    As always, save for when Aziraphale brought them out while they were arguing, the words made Crowley smile. “I’ve been wondering something about my videos.”

    (Crowley and Aziraphale, in moving to a new stage of their relationship, discover that a certain demon's exhibitionist old habits add to - rather than detract from - its positivity.)

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    This is a transcript of an unaired episode of Queer Eye season four.

    The tapes are lost. The crew have no recollection of working on this episode. This is the only record of the events of that missing week.

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    A tale told in short snippets, each its own look through the window into the daily domesticity of an Angel and a Demon.

    “So kiss me sweet with your warm wet mouth,
    Still fragrant with ruby wine,
    And say with a fervor born of the South
    That your body and soul are mine.
    Clasp me close in your warm young arms,
    While the pale stars shine above,
    And we’ll live our whole young lives away
    In the joys of a living love.”

    - "I Love You" by Ella Wheeler Wilcox

    Currently taking prompts for short ficlets.
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are trapped in an elevator playing the Turtles' "Happy Together" on repeat.

    There are limits to even the most angelic self-restraint.

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    The morning the antichrist is delivered, Crowley seeks out Aziraphale for quite a lot of alcohol and to discuss what was going to happen, now that the world was on schedule to end. Aziraphale, of course, takes some convincing, and then we find them six hours into a drinking binge in the bookshop in Soho, London. 

     

    "Get thee behind me, foul fiend!" 

     

    “Very well,” Crowley’s voice was dark as chocolate and rich as the wine Aziraphale had offered only moments ago, “If you insist.”

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