18 Works in Asexy Valentines

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    Phil Coulson is SHIELD's best handler for a reason: he can deal with the broken people that nobody else can manage but desperately need anyway. So he comes up with an unusual teambuilding technique to shore up the Avengers.

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    “But Ray, that’s just it,” Fraser says, trying to impress the urgency of the statement upon Ray. He wishes he’d been better trained for this sort of thing. Instructions on wilderness survival were all well and good, but where was the RCMP standard-issue field manual on Techniques of Effective Heart-to-Hearts?

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    5
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    For Asexy Valentine's Fest 2013.

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    She looks like the sun, he can't help but think.

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    A man is not interested in people's bodies, but in the souls that lie within them.

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    3
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    420
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    An incubus suddenly appears in Scott's bedroom. Things do not go as expected.

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    Ash explores her sexuality over time, coming to understand that she is aromantic asexual and choosing not to hide that any longer. She is, however, tractive and interested in forming long-term bonds in platonic ways.

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    12
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    3
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    Someone is passing around lewdly rendered pictures of women. This makes Hawkeye very unhappy, so he decides to do something about it.

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    Dean wants to have sex. Cas doesn't. They try to explain themselves to each other.

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    11
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    Four months after moving into the renamed Avengers Tower, Phil was halfway through an animated discussion with JARVIS about the merits of the Star Wars prequels vs. the original trilogy when he thought, my God, I’ve fallen in love with a goddamned AI.

    (Or: how Phil moved into the Avengers Tower while he was recovering from his injuries, JARVIS gained a friend, and it all went from there.)

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    The first thing Tony says when they come down to breakfast the morning after moving into the Tower is,

    “So, you two are together, right?”

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    Our heroes are playing a game of Wizarding truth or dare. It's just a bit different than the muggle version. Hermione reveals more than she meant to.

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    11
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    In which Castiel saves Dean, Dean saves Castiel, there is beer and TV watching, and if it weren't for the monsters and assassination attempts, life would be almost perfect.

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    Hits:
    10333
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    Tobias and Rachel's Valentine's Day.

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    1/1
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    3
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    9
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    67
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    13
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    1328
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    Alex and Ash spend Valentine's Day in a dimension where almost everyone is asexual. Alex's cat Schrodinger follows them ... two of him, from different dimensions, Good!Schrodinger (who is black) and Evil!Schrodinger (who is white).

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    11
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    3
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    378
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    Calvin and Hobbes attend a science fiction convention as the Guests of Honor. Susie accompanies them as Calvin's business manager.

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    After concluding a case, Sherlock and John stop at Angelo's restaurant for a bite to eat. Only John has forgotten the date, and that's a bit awkward ...

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    Discovering that you have some kind of angel-marriage, soulbond-thing to your nerdy angel friend kind of forces you to re-evaluate your relationship. In Dean's case, this involves freaking out and massive fail.

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    53
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    108
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