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    "I'm just saying, sir, we're in Hawaii. Come on, it's been a hell of an op, and it's over now, we're due for some R and R."

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    Natasha smiles, and her last coherent thought is that she can still taste Clint's syrup, sweet on her tongue. (Or: the Avengers go for breakfast.)

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    Phil's getting used to Clint just showing up in his apartment.

    Written for Porn Battle XV (The Ides of Porn). Prompts "couch", "cuddling", "sneaking", "tired", "unexpected", "wrecked".

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    Sometime during the first half of the first season of Agents of SHIELD, Phil's team needs a sniper. Agent Ward is temporarily out of commission, and SHIELD sends the nearest qualified individual, who just so happens to be Clint, who has long been aware of Phil's survival.

    The mission is a success, if a messy one (as usual). This is what happens immediately after the mission ends and the debriefs wrap up.

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    "Have fun while we're gone," one of the guards says, and shoots Coulson in the stomach. The door of the cell slams shut behind him.

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    There is nowhere else Clint would rather be. Which is good, because he's not getting away.

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    Clint doesn't tend to haunt the vents above people's personal quarters. But there are exceptions to every rule.

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    Written for the Porn Battle XV and the prompt Marvel Cinematic Universe, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff, control, red, glasses.

    Clint enjoys watching Natasha take off a disguise and Natasha decides to play a little as she's in the mood to control how she's watched.

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    Clint’s earned a night out on the town

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    Never is enough, never is enough

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    Well, Darcy muses. This isn't exactly the way in which she expected things to go wrong, but...

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    It's Clint's job to bring her back, from Black Widow to just Nat.

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    In which Natasha is ridiculously attractive when angry, Clint has plans to improve her bad day, pizza is used as bribery, sex is less important than banter, and being very married means knowing your spouse's body very well.

    (Written for the Porn Battle: Fiery Fourteen)

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    Clint wants to make Coulson Blush

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    Clint trains with Natasha the way he does everything with Natasha. What other people think about that doesn’t matter. [Written for Porn Battle.]

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    "Yeah, I like my bike," he said. "I should take you for a ride on it sometime."

    "Oh, yeah," Darcy replied before she could stop herself. "Anytime you want me, I'm there."

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    The stoic lump of muscle never saw Clint, but he was willing to kill Natasha with his bare hands to protect his boss, and Natasha had to escape without any of the intel SHIELD wanted. It was an unmitigated disaster.

    They had to do something while hiding out...

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    He's all tangled up in them and it should scare him more.

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    "Oh well - this will have to do. I must say, I'm disappointed they didn't bring the Captain. The playboy, the monster and the girls; it doesn't quite have the same... resonance."

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    She opens her eyes, groans in the darkness of the room. The clock flashes a clear 02:01 on her bedside table - she went to bed only two hours ago, has to get up in another three and was quite looking forward to this miraculous five hour rest.

    …Not that Clara cares, of course.

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