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    While visiting the Passiflora for a Gwent tournament, Geralt spots a male whore who looks remarkably like Jaskier. The witcher has wanted his bard for so long, this feels like some sort of gift from the universe.

    Now, he can't stop going to the whore whenever he's in Novigrad. It's his dirty secret, his obsession.

    And Jaskier is never, ever supposed to find out...

    ...so what happens when he does?

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    A week after that rather disastrous banquet, Jaskier can tell Geralt's out of sorts. He decides to distract him, by bringing up another very important moment from the evening.

    "My balls are perfectly fine, I'll have you know!"

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    "Did you ever work out what pleases you?"

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    (v.) - “to become whole”; to selflessly help someone achieve their aim

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    “I’m in love," Geralt said in a slurred, mad rush, the words blending into one another. If there was a crack in Jaskier’s chest before, now it was a cavern: a deep, treacherous gap that spanned miles, uncaring and empty, ready to accept a willingly flung body.

    Geralt comes home drunk and melancholy after a night out with his brothers. Jaskier asks what’s wrong - and immediately regrets it when Geralt confesses that his mood has been brought about by his unrequited love for a friend.

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    Jaskier is a singer, so it’s only right that he’s given a name for a bird. But Geralt, who’s spent nearly fifteen years at Jaskier’s side, has never been fully convinced that his friends and accolades have chosen the right bird.

    People keep calling Jaskier “Lark”. It’s an odd nickname - one that Geralt doesn’t understand... But he wants to. Of course, it’s only after he tries out the name himself that he realises what it really means - and what Jaskier's now expecting of him.

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    Jaskier likes to think of himself as Geralt’s lover, but he’s sure if Geralt knew that he’d growl in disapproval, tell him to stop being deluded. What is he, really, if just a placeholder, for someone more suitable?

    Jaskier, he is just the bumbling bard who got lucky, and the songs they’ll sing of the White Wolf won’t include his bit part in this story.

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    Geralt wants something from Jaskier. Jaskier is happy to oblige.

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    Jaskier strides into the living room, his favourite blanket balled in his arms. He stands directly between Geralt and the TV, which is currently showing a documentary about… something. Jaskier doesn’t stop to check what.

    “Come on,” he says, trying to sound authoritative. “Get your shoes on. Time to go outside.”

    Jaskier convinces Geralt to go stargazing with him. Geralt reluctantly agrees - even though the tradition holds some painful memories. As he stares up at the dark night sky, he realises something about himself - and Jaskier. Previously posted in a group of oneshots.

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    It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.

    (Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)

    If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.

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    Geralt is having a good day. Decent hunt, decent coin, no obvious hatred when he enters town, he's feeling good enough he might even seek out some company for the night.

    He should know better than to press his luck.

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    "If you could choose,” Jaskier says, but he doesn’t finish the question.
    Geralt understands anyway.
    “No,” Geralt says. He’s used to answering Jaskier’s questions by now, but they’re so rarely this personal, he doesn’t know what to do besides answer. “I wouldn’t pick any other school.”
    “That’s good, then,” Jaskier says, “because I wouldn’t take you any other way, either.”
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    Counterpart fic to when the hand you wanna hold is a weapon (and you're nothing but skin). Can be read as a standalone.

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    It turned out that being a whore wasn’t any worse than being a Witcher. Customers were more of an annoyance than anything, and the few who managed to make him grit his teeth were charged extra.
     
    The trouble started, of course, when Jaskier strolled into the brothel.

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    “Oh, you’re a feisty thing, aren’t you?” She stroked one fingertip across Jaskier’s cheek, then angled it so he felt the sharp bite of her nail. “A tempest in a teacup. Lightning in a bottle. You take me back to my Aretuza days, little bard.”

    “Don’t touch him,” Geralt growled, low and deadly.

    “I don’t think you’re in a position to threaten, witcher.”

     ~*~

    During a fight with a mad sorceress Jaskier becomes cursed, and now storms follow his vivid emotions. He'll have to keep his feelings for Geralt under control while they wander in search of a cure. Each rumble of thunder threatens his long kept secret, and brings him one step closer to losing all he holds dear in life.

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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo prompt 8: Rimming.

    Jaskier is as good with his tongue as he is with everything else.

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    Geralt tries to teach Jaskier to escape from bondage with unexpected results.

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    It’s hard to tell what Jaskier's thinking, his back still turned towards Geralt, but if anything his shoulders relax more, and then he brings his hand down and begins to trace his fingers lightly over the back of the doppler’s in little circles. Geralt can only watch, transfixed by the way the bard’s fingers dance over the top of his hand. No – he reminds himself – not his hand. The doppler’s hand. Which just happens to look a lot like his hand.

    A routine hunt takes longer than anticipated, and Geralt returns to find Jaskier sharing a table with a face-stealing monster. He needs to get the bard away from the doppler, but Jaskier appears to have very different intentions for the person he thinks is Geralt of Rivia. Updated to include a chapter from the Doppler's POV!

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    When a grievously injured Geralt stumbles into the inn, the absolute last person he wants to see is the little shit who wrote Toss a Coin. Unfortunately for him, the little shit is the only one brave (or stupid) enough to help.

    Or, there's a first time for everything.

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    They have bathed together many times, but though Jaskier washes him after practically every monster fight, Geralt has until now not had the opportunity to return the favour. In the beginning he had no desire to. After that he had no cause to. Now, as he watches Jaskier’s nervous energy dispel at every gentle touch of Geralt’s hand, he thinks that perhaps he’s never needed more cause than that he wishes to.

    *

    Dear Reader, this is a gentle tale of a small mishap, confessions of love, and knees.

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    So many men and monsters had left their mark on Geralt. Jaskier was determined to leave not a one.

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