20 Works in PB&J EpiFest
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sundown starts at half-past six by halfdesertedstreets
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
27 Dec 2017
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“My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”
(He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)
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Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.
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- Part 1 of set the clocks to the beat of your heart
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“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." — Ferris Bueller
A Ferris Bueller's Day Off AU where Kent takes his boyfriend, Eric Bittle, and his best friend, Jack Zimmermann, out for a day of fun in New York City.
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Bitty finds himself dating two amazing boys. Everything is perfect. // Kent was doing just fine before he saw his ex-boyfriend in a hotel bar.
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Eric Bittle lives a small, charming life. He owns a sweet bookstore, he has good friends, a steady boyfriend and a nice home in New York. From the outside that should be enough, so he doesn't tell anyone about his secret online romance with one NY504, a stranger who makes him feel worthy and at home. It's all innocent, right?
Kent Parson is larger than life. Back in New York after successfully setting up his family's book chain out West, he's ready to make a claim on the city, regardless of who he might run out of business. He loves his family, his boyfriend, and his best friend, and yet somehow feels no guilt over his long-running flirtation with his anonymous ShopBoy.
They both have a lot to learn.
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A Dad Dating Adventure by believesinponds
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
19 Dec 2017
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When you and your daughter move to an old hockey buddy's cul-de-sac, you aren't expecting to meet (and fall for) two Stanley Cup winners.
Will the three of you live happily ever after or will everything fall to pieces? It all depends on what you choose!
[A choose-your-own adventure story inspired by Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.]
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- Part 1 of OMGCP Dream Daddy Verse
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Once upon a time, in the far-off kingdom of Florin, fair Bitty fell in love with his farm boy, Kent. But when Kent seemingly perished at sea, his ship overtaken by the Dread Pirate Parson, and the not-at-all evil Prince Jack found himself in want of a spouse, could Bitty, Jack, and a not-so-dead Kent redefine the rules of True Wuv?
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Kent Parson and Jack Zimmermann are long-term CIA partners. They meet Eric "Bitty" Bittle separately, and both want to date him. When they find out they're both crushing on the same guy, they start a friendly competition to make Bitty fall in love with them. Four months later, things get a little out of hand.
This Means War AU.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged (that an NHL Bachelor in possession of a good fortune....) by Omgpieplease (SceneryTurnedWicked)
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
15 Dec 2017
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Two versions of Pride and Prejudice AUs.
One in some semblance of the correct period,
One a modern interpretation.Both based off the magnificent 2005 film directed by Joe Wright.
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In the Pyrenees wine region of France, just a bit southeast of Lourdes, there is a vineyard with a history dating back centuries. Now, this is not the only vineyard in the world with such a long history, nor is it even the oldest vineyard in France, but it is the only one at which you will hear this tale. It starts off, as many tales this old do, with a ‘Once Upon a Time’ and ends, as one would hope, with love.
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It's a selfish request, but Bitty sits on the couch in Kent's hotel room and asks for it anyway, heart still stung by Jack's avoidance.
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When you flirt with both members of the same couple, you might get two NHL boyfriends out of it, according to Eric Bittle.
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Written for the prompt: More than anything, Kent desperately wants to talk to Jack; he spends his time watching him from afar as Jack comes out with his (admittedly really cute) boyfriend in tow. But something insidious is keeping Kent from reaching out, something that's invading his sleep and his sanity.
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“Look, I’m not gay. I’ve had both girlfriends and boyfriends in the past and I identify as bisexual. Grey-ace bisexual quoiromantic, if you want to get technical about it. Just because I have a husband and a boyfriend right now doesn’t mean I’m only interested in men.”
“Well shit.” Kent muted the TV and turned to Bitty. “That wasn’t exactly what we planned.”
“Not exactly, no,” Bitty muttered.Series
- Part 1 of Have You Read This?
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Eric Bittle hoped to find a lot of things at Samwell University, but being caught in the cross-fire between his surly captain, Jack Zimmermann, and his friendly-but-moody alternate captain, Kent Parson, was certainly not one of them.
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- Part 1 of Academia
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Kent sends a drunk text to Jack wishing for one more night with him as a couple. To Kent's surprise, Jack and Eric agree.
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- Part 1 of An Unanticipated Relationship
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Jack and Kent have a good thing going, essential to their relationship on and off the ice. But when Kent heads out to a strip club with the guys, he doesn't realise something's missing from his life until he sees Eric Bittle, and he knows right then, there's room for one more.
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Between navigating finals, games, other life commitments and keeping their relationship secret, Bitty, Jack and Kent prepare to see each other for a few days during the holiday season.
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"It isn’t until he’s half an hour away from Samwell, truck rumbling beneath him, that he wonders what in the world he’s actually doing. He’s driving but there’s no destination in mind. There’s just a burning need to get away."
A month into his senior year, Eric Bittle leaves Samwell behind for beautiful Las Vegas skies.
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Jack and Bitty are in a long distance relationship, so it's understandable that Jack watches porn sometimes. He usually tries to find videos of boys who look like his boyfriend - enter Kent, the porn-star... also Bitty's neighbour.
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"We’ve been testing the waters for months, kenny.
you flirted back!!!"Inspired by a prompt for the 2016 PB&J EpiFest.