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    Q had never been the sort of person to look forward to the holidays, having spent most of his past Christmases alone. But this year was different. He had a wreath on his door and fairy lights in the window and James Bond in his bed.

    He also somehow found himself being auctioned off for charity at the annual MI6 holiday party.

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    “I’m afraid Gary’s soulmark is nearly as unhelpful as mine.” Q laughs, clearly embarrassed. He tugs at the collar of his sweater, and it takes Bond a second to notice the single letter that’s sitting unobtrusively above the quartermaster’s collar bone. “His says ‘Hello agent Venner.’, and well, he must have a dozen people say that to him every day.”

    “And yet, he’s decided to cozy up to you.” Bond states. He thinks briefly to his own mark of three numbers and how many people address him as “007” every day, thinks back to the first time he heard Q call him by his designation, but decides finally not to raise the point. Their soulmarks don't match, he knows that much.

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    Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

    Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.

    Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

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    His mission was supposed to be simple. Find Geoffrey Boothroyd’s son, who had developed a reputation for being quite the fearsome inventor, and convince him to come to MI6 to serve as quartermaster. He was given an address, a description, and a starting salary figure so high that he seriously questioned all his past career decisions. He was assured that Frederick Boothroyd was intelligent, practical, and yes, maybe a little prone to shooting people, but only if they insisted on disturbing his work. Altogether, simple.

    James Bond knew better though. They didn’t send him on simple missions.

    In which James Bond takes an unusual approach to his latest mission, much to the chagrin of his would-be quartermaster.

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    Quint hates planes. Quint really, really hates planes. But with MI6 hunting him down, he hasn't got much of a choice but to get on one. He should've known better. He really should've known better.

    In which there is a plane crash, a deserted island, accidental minions, a lot of miscommunication, sleepwalking (sort of), a very creepy Silva and more.

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    In which Bond is nosy, Q didn't sign up for this, and Alec is very, very protective of the quartermaster.

    (M didn't sign up for this, either, but no one asked.)

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    He tells himself he’s not going to look. He’ll respect Q’s privacy, he’ll slip him a quiet, private note to remind him of caution. He tells himself it’s best if he nudges him on the website, though, or else Q might not believe—

    Q keeps a porn blog where he posts tasteful nudes. Bond finds out.

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    After Skyfall, Bond moves into a new flat and falls in love with the music upstairs. [With Audio] 

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    Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    "I should let you know that MI6 is not in the habit of ceding to terrorists," Q tells him with chilly poise. "But it is after hours, and this is at least a halfway decent kidnapping."
    Bond's answering hum of amusement resonates and mingles with the sound of the revving engine.

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    Something old, something new,
    Something Bond, something Q.

    M’s conversations with Bond were less noteworthy for their brevity than for their weight. Particularly where a certain Quartermaster was concerned.

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    In which Q opens a cafe across the street from MI6 headquarters, and James Bond is intrigued. (only semi-AU)

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    Bond gripped his chest, frowning. “You really don’t believe I’ve ripped apart a moving train with construction equipment?”

    “Nor that you’ve ridden across rooftops on a motorbike, or killed a man with a newspaper.”

    “Q, a relationship cannot survive without trust.”

    “Then it’s a good thing we’re not in a relationship.” A family of five spilled across a threshold, and Bond knew his time was up. Q smiled at him, sweet and dry. “The usual?” he asked again.

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    Wherein Q misuses agency personnel and 007 comes bearing gifts.

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    For the prompt on the kinkmeme: "Q gets a boyfriend that Bond doesn’t like for some unknown reason, and he starts to understand why when he sees things at work that give him the impression that Q’s boyfriend is abusive (physically, mentally, etc). And Bond gets possessive as hell. Then they end up together at the end."

    My first work for this fandom, so feedback appreciated :)

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    And the first thing James asked was: "Why does my head hurt?"

    And Q answered: "You got shot in the eye."

    Bond blinked with his good eye. "Well, shit."

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    "If you were a woman he would want you."

    He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.

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