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    Logically, Akaguro Chizome had seen enough as the vigilante Stendhal to expect both anything and nothing at the same time. It still didn’t prepare him for when they brought in a child, though. And it certainly didn’t prepare him for when the Doctor dropped the boy off in his cell afterwards along with a first aid kit and told Chizome to take care of him.

    Or; Chizome and Izuku are taken to be test subjects for Doctor Garaki’s quirk experiments. The events that result from this are nothing like what anybody expects. Still, Izuku wants nothing more than to be a hero, even with an ex-vigilante as his new dad.

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    Aizawa gets called to England to deal with the Black family fortune and returns with a traumatized war hero cousin he will not be giving back. Aizawa's pretty sure his husband won't mind.

    Harry meets an actually competent adult who actually understands, offers to take him away, and is willing to tell the Magical Word to shove it. Harry maybe gets attached.

    Class 1A adopts another hero or two and learns that Problem Children who had megalomaniacs chasing them through school bond startlingly quickly. They also shouldn't be left alone with Nezu.

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    After All Might crushes Izuku's dreams, he decides to take his advice and become a police officer. How bad can it be? Especially when his father is police too!

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    If the discrimination towards Izuku was a little bit worse, and if Izuku wasn't as forgiving...

    Well.

    (Featuring: All Might's horrible teaching, a slightly more self-aware Izuku, the League, and a bunch of traumatized kids.)

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    Various members of 1-A are chilling in the common room of U.A. watching the news when a certain story pops up. The 1-A students say some very... Questionable things and Midoriya Izuku doesn't like it.

    He doesn't like it one bit.

    All Shinsou Hitoshi wanted was a snack, he swears it to the holy cat and coffee gods. But instead he gets a spiteful green bean and he can't say he regrets it.

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    It is almost the end of the first year's of UA and Nedzu has made an annual Heroes vs Yakuza fight. This lasts 5 days and The yakuza leader is Izuku, with the Commanding officer Uraraka!

    But what happens if no one wants to be the villain leaving Midoriya alone in his one man yakuza?

    (Inspired by Cival war but this is a new idea I swear!)

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    On paper, the Hero Commission's plan to investigate Midoriya Izuku under the guise of a training course for combating mental quirks is solid, almost foolproof, even. If Midoriya turns out to be innocent, they can pass everything off as part of the training exercise, assuming he even remembered any of it. Otherwise, they could beg forgiveness after the traitor was securely imprisoned in Tartarus.

    The paper plan failed to take into account the feral ghosts living in Midoriya Izuku's head, or his equally feral living friends.

    Time to bring on the chaos.

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    Since he was little he wanted to be a hero like All Might, unfortunately, he was quirkless. Nonetheless, his way with words landed him at the top of journalist, the one who interviewed all the sidekicks and the less know heroes. He is the Hero' Journalist,
    Who will interview even the villain know as the hero killer Stain and even enter the base of the villain alliance and try to interview their leaders and seek their secrets. Nothing will stop him to bring the truth to the light!

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    The coincidental meeting between Shigaraki and Izuku at the mall takes a surprising turn when the hero student decides to cooperate. While talking, Izuku asks the villain the same question he asked All Might: "Can a quirkless person be a hero?" The answer makes him seriously reconsider a few choices.

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    He tutted and looked up at the plain looking man sat in front of him.

    "So, you really want to know everything? Right from the very beginning?"

    The man nodded. He took in a deep breath and closed his eyes. A moment later, he slowly opened them again, they were glowing a bright, neon green. The man in front of him flinched back at the sight.

    "Alright then. Guess I'd better get on with it. We're gonna be here for a while, so make yourself comfortable and grab a coffee or something to eat."

    --

    Midoriya Izuku was born in the early 21st century, to Hisashi and Inko Midoriya.
    Life was happy and warm and amazing. Until 2012.

    Now, the events of 2012 happen a little differently in every universe. In Izuku's, the quirked population were pushed away from the rest of society, for fear that they would cause the end of the world.

    So someone rose up to fight for the quirked population.

    Only, they took it a step too far and chaos ensued.

    And Izuku would spend the rest of his very, very long life trying to stop said person.

    Well, among other things.

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    Abandoned children have come together to make a group known as the Lost Children. Heroes seek to save them from themselves. The King of Thieves leads the Lost Children. Another thief comes into town threatening the thieves and heroes alike.

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    With his precious cargo safely tucked into his hoodie, Shouto prepares to complete his greatest mission yet. He only has one chance to get it right. Pass the common room, to the elevator, down the hall, and then he’ll be safe within his room. Simple enough.

    The door swings open before he can touch it. Shouto accidentally dislodges the kitten when he rears back in surprise, earning an indignant mew from the offended creature.

    “The fuck are you doing, Icyhot?”

    Shouto freezes like a deer in the headlights, eyes wide. Tiny claws dig into his chest and hold on for dear life. He hasn’t even made it inside, Shouto realizes in dismay, and he’s already been caught.

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    Todoroki sneaks a kitten into the dorms and Bakugou makes the mistake of getting involved. And Aizawa is just watching the chaos unfold.

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    Shigaraki Izuku never intended to be a hero per-se. However, his quirk didn't exactly left him many options besides heroism. There was always the option to follow in his father's footsteps, but if the bastard didn't even acknowledge him as a son, he might as well rebel against him in any possible way.

    And if Izuku decided that the best way to do so was to study under his father's mortal enemy to be the very thing his father hates the most? Well, then there's no blaming anyone but All For One.


    OR: Midoriya is All For One's son.

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    Hitoshi, Izuku, and Eri have been on their own for a while now. Things aren't great but they make due, and their friend Ochako helps out sometimes. Sure they're homeless, and on the run from the yakuza, and sure, Eri accidentally rewound Izuku so that he is six years old physically (mentally he's still 15- thank you very much), but it's all okay. No one has died yet.

    But when Eri gets sick and her quirk starts running wild, they realize they might need some outside help.

    Time to kidnap everyone's favorite hobo UA teacher.

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    A six year old has stumbled onto an old shinobi lab. With the knowlege and tools to empower himself, he'll take the world by storm.

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    When Midoriya Izuku finds an altar buried in the woods, he really should leave it alone. It’s old and it’s faded— the dark stones are weather-worn, pockmarks from the flow of water over time.

    An abandoned altar meant gods who had been abandoned.

    (And maybe, Izuku finds this too sad to ignore)

    With soft fingers and keen eyes, Izuku begins to strip the rocks of dirt and mould. Even though it is evening and the shadows dip low— the altar is warm beneath his hands.

    It feels like change.

    (American gods inspired au! Updates once a week! Author attempts (and usually fails lmao) to reply to every comment!)

    Temporary hiatus yall im tired af

    (If you see this fic anywhere else than AO3, it has been stolen! Do not repost my work! If you see this fic posted anywhere else, please let me know!)
     

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    Steel ropes are treasured and coveted, praised for being strong and resilient.
    Izuku used to be a steel rope- until they pulled and pulled
    and pulled-
    He was a regular rope now, it was fine, he'd just hold on and hope not to get stretched too thin--

    his rope was a string, so easily cut.

    one day, someone took a pair of scissors and with a cruel "snip!"

    Midoriya Izuku was no longer being saved with sunrises and small amounts of hope.

     

    In a broken part of Kamino Ward, All for One watched him take his final steps off that roof-

    And fall into a well kept bar.

    DISCONTINUED!!!!!!!

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    “Well, Midoriya-san, your little boy is a miracle. I haven’t ever seen a bond like this before. He has a parental soulbond with two people. The injuries aren’t from the same person.”

    ———————

    Midoriya Izuku has two parental, pain-sharing soulbonds, and because the universe has a terrible sense of humor, he has the two men who hate each other most for dads.

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    With only one, small city remaining as civilization in Japan, the last of the UA heroes come together to enact their last remaining plan for success. Deku is elected as the one to be sent back in time to save the future, to stop a world overrun with Noumu and an overpowered, vengeful Shigaraki. He is, however, sent back a bit too far - 6 years too far infact.

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    The one where the world is fucked, Izuku becomes a 3 year old and everyone becomes a hero.

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    Bakugou reluctantly agrees to do a trial run with a psychiatric service dog after his mental health hits an all time low. While he hates the idea of a dog being one of his last options, everyone else seems to think it’s a good idea.

    Two weeks.

    He has two weeks before he is allowed to send the mutt back.

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    Bakugou gets a service dog and learns some heroes have four paws. And it’s easier to accept help from a selfless animal with no ulterior motives. Well, very little ulterior motives—the dog is a sucker for anyone who throws his toy.

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