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  1. 69

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    At the end of Beetlejuice the Musical, Betelgeuse left to find hid dad. Meanwhile the Deetzes are getting ready for a wedding! Will it be everything they've ever wanted? With these people? More like nothing they could have expected.

    This fancomic picks up where the Musical left off.

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  2. 62

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    Charles Deetz is now fairly certain there's a demon living in his woodpile.

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  3. 2

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    The whole soulmate thing just sounds like bullshit to Beetlejuice, is the thing. Like he’s aware that breathers have this thing, where if someone says something to them, and they say something back, something clicks somewhere in their brains. There's no actual physical thing going on to prove shit though.

    Like familial or romantic or platonic. It’d be way cooler if it included like a rival you were meant to defeat and kill, in his opinion. He was disappointed when he asked and a newly dead said that wasn’t how it worked, then promptly fucked off through the door like he’d insulted their ass.

    It had been a great ass.

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  4. 6

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    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    If only it were that simple; if thinking it was enough to summon him, so she could pretend she hadn't meant to.

    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    Repeat, repeat, repeat; like a chant or a song, stuck on loop in her head but never leaving her lips.

    Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

    Her heart pounded with every repetition, fear and longing sitting side by side in her chest. What would she do, if he came when she called? Worse; what would she do if he didn't?

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  5. 3

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    Lydia Deetz was dead, and she had crossed over into the Netherworld. No one had to tell him, he didn't have to be informed; he just knew, he felt it, was absolutely sure of it.

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  6. 24

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    Lydia's last high school formal doesn't go quite according to plan...nothing ever does, when the ghost with the most is invited! Motoonverse

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  7. 64

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    At seventeen years old, Lydia Deetz found herself engaged to a six-hundred-thirty-seven-year-old poltergeist. Even though she did little to stop the ceremony, her family tried their damnedest to get rid of their dangerous and unwanted rescuer before he could seal the deal. And they did. Or so they thought. (COMPLETE. Post-film. Movie-verse with Cartoon shoutouts)

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  8. 32

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    The wedding debacle had been the last straw and Beetlejuice was finally scheduled for an exorcism. Unless, of course, his would-be bride has anything to say about it.

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  9. 6

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    Hanging a dead plant from the ceiling and mandating that people play kissy-face under it? Only breathers would come up with that sort of nonsense.

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  10. 24

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    “I told you to stay out of my room.” Lydia said authoritatively. “So not only are you not getting rewarded tonight, if I find out you’ve… taken matters into your own hands tonight or while I’m at school tomorrow, you might find yourself without a reward for a long while.” Lydia tied his tie around her neck with an air of superiority.

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  11. 34

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    Beetlejuice keeps a promise only for Lydia to be too tired. The dead don't need to sleep, but dreams can be so realistic it's hard to resist.

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  12. 36

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    Lydia goes on vacation. Beetlejuice unsurprisingly tags along. A shift in the dynamic of their relationship ensues.

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  13. 11

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    “Whatever’s left of this useless soul…it’s yours, alright?"

    This was actually something I wrote for one of my besties birthdays <333 Just something short and sweet to show them how much I loved them <3

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  14. 10

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    Written for a prompt that wanted Lydia to have laryngitis and be unable to call Beetlejuice, leaving him defenseless and unable to help.

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  15. 12

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    Lydia gets sentenced to an evening of homework after the Maitlands finds out that she's been slaking off.
    You'd think a dead guy could stand to be alone for a single day.

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  16. 14

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    Disappointed by some less than picturesque pictures Beetlejuice decides to help Lydia out

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  17. 20

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    Lydia comes down with a fever. Beetlejuice freaks out. Barbara tells him he needs to help her however she asks.

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  18. 18

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    It's their first Thanksgiving as one big family. Too bad they've got a couple of unwanted guests.

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  19. 36

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    Lydia Deetz was never familiar with 'normality.' But, when a dead man returns from far beyond the grave and the depths of Lydia's past, any hope of achieving blissful rationality is cruelly revoked.

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  20. 10

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    It's Lydias 18th birthday and Beeltejuice has a big party planned. Little does he realise that Lydia is about to drop a bombshell which will push their friendship to it's limits.

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