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    Ninth Circle Ink was hardly more than a stone’s throw from the flower shop; Aziraphale knew from past experience that it took less than thirty seconds to go from door to door (forty-five if you had to wait for a car to pass). It had been a perfect arrangement in the beginning, when they were just starting out.

    Owning a flower shop across the street from your boyfriend's tattoo parlor is fun and adorable. Owning a flower shop across the street from your ex-boyfriend's tattoo parlor? Not so much.

    Now complete!

    Language:
    English
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    42,386
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    389
    Kudos:
    1165
    Bookmarks:
    209
    Hits:
    9978
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    Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war. When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,595
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    476
    Kudos:
    799
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
    7546
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    Crowley was roused from his nap by the sound of somebody opening the door. He didn't move. Maybe they would go away.

    "Excuse me?" someone called.

    They weren't going away. Crowley rose, lifting his head to squint at the intruder. A broad figure, silhouetted by the light of the hallway. He couldn't make out his face, eyes still bleary from sleep. Just a halo of light framing his head.

    "What?" Crowley grumbled.

    There was a moment of silence, then the intruder spoke again.

    "Anthony?"

    -

    They're teachers. They're in love. They're oblivious.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,284
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1782
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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

    ~Updates on Mondays and Thursdays~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,562
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    2211
    Kudos:
    1481
    Bookmarks:
    270
    Hits:
    15431
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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,056
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    738
    Kudos:
    1443
    Bookmarks:
    374
    Hits:
    12041
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    I have lived my whole life with a wrecked heart. Fr. Aziraphale Fell’s present mirrors his past, as long ago roommate, classmate, and former friend Anthony Crowley reappears in his life in an unexpected and disarming way, challenging Aziraphale’s choices, and bringing him back to the breaking point, when he made a decision he couldn’t take back. It isn’t temptation, it’s revelation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    455
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    3119
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    The gbbo au literally nobody asked for

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,620
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    211
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    1703
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    1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.

    Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.

    Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.

    Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.

    Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,390
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1885
    Kudos:
    1728
    Bookmarks:
    399
    Hits:
    19815
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    Aziraphale is twenty-two years old, broke, and recently out of a long term relationship with someone who, in hindsight, had been a very bad partner. Anthony Jay Crowley - just Crowley, please - has built a legal empire that provides second chances to people in need. And by helping some of the most prolific people in the city, he is easily one of the wealthiest men around. His whole life he’s wanted to be the hero: the James Bond, the knight in shining armor. He’s going to get that chance.

    Will Aziraphale let him in?

    The prompt: Glucose Guardian (aka ‘Sugar Daddy’) modern au.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,647
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    515
    Kudos:
    1094
    Bookmarks:
    265
    Hits:
    13213
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    There's a new Jaeger in town - and Crowley might be in over his head.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    387
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    Crowley's a rebel, Aziraphale is a new kid, a goody-two-shoes, and Crowley can't stop thinking about him.

    aka the American High School AU that literally nobody asked for.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,615
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    594
    Bookmarks:
    134
    Hits:
    7297
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    “There’s a ghost in your flat...So you’ve decided to antagonize it.”

    Crowley didn’t appreciate Anathema's tone or the slow rise of her eyebrows. “Well, it’s my bloody flat, isn’t it? If I’d wanted a roommate, I would have gotten one.”

    In which Aziraphale is haunting his old bookshop, and Crowley just wants some bloody peace.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1063
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    "Ask me again," Aziraphale says, standing at a train station, his hat half-crumpled in nervous hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    919
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    8216
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    ‘Fell?’ the man asks. ‘Doesn’t suit you.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,450
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2038
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    Crowley laughed. “I thought you’d have realized by now. I am no ordinary king.”

    “No,” Aziraphale said. “You certainly are not.”

    or: aziraphale is sent as a gift to the southern king to smooth over trade negotiations. they both find themselves in over their heads.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    61,754
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    358
    Kudos:
    1957
    Bookmarks:
    590
    Hits:
    19242
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    Crowley meets Aziraphale for the first time in Paris, where they spend a day and a night together. It's 6,000 days before they meet again, as professors at Oxford.

    Human/Academia AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,114
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3233
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    For most of history, since he narrowly avoiding Falling from Heaven with Lucifer, Crowley has been working for the Angelic Corruption Unit. This ended up being far more boring than he hoped it would be, but things change when he is assigned to go undercover on Earth. His mission is to investigate Aziraphale, an infamous angel who has been on Earth since its Creation, and whom Heaven is sure is guilty of corruption or dereliction of duty. He soon discovers that life on Earth is far more complicated than he'd been led to imagine, especially when Aziraphale's demonic counterpart, Hastur, arrives on the scene.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,335
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1303
    Kudos:
    1064
    Bookmarks:
    316
    Hits:
    13188
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    The happy ending Titanic!Au. Aziraphale is being forcibly sent to America to be forcibly married to Gabriel. Crowley is going to forcibly screw that up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,199
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    585
    Kudos:
    768
    Bookmarks:
    171
    Hits:
    8560
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    The first time Crowley meets his downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale is breaking into his flat. He's not what Crowley imagined in a burglar -- he's fussy, old-fashioned, and surprisingly adorable. Crowley is intrigued, Aziraphale is ready to share a good wine... and possibly more.
    (Human neighbours AU.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    1460
    Bookmarks:
    479
    Hits:
    8919
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    "Oh, if Crowley could wear a human form to be with Aziraphale, what would he do then? To Crowley’s utter shame, he had spent many centuries’ warm afternoons fantasizing about what it would be like to simply sit in a chair across a table from Aziraphale in a restaurant and have dinner with him properly, as two equally participating people. He had imagined himself sitting next to Aziraphale on a park bench and feeding the ducks with him as two men having a conversation instead of one man with a large scarf. Crowley had even, in his deepest heart of snakey hearts, dreamed about holding Aziraphale’s hand with a human hand instead of with coils of snake."

    Or: Due to personal problems with the demon in charge of issuing corporations, Crowley has always been a snake, and only a snake. Until the not-apocalypse happens, and Adam fixes everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    747
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    3275

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