18 Works in Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2012

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    It’s dark in the small entrance hall of the apartment. He squints at the paper in his hand, turns it back and forth- 119, 611- and shrugs.

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    69
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    18
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    Where Karkat is The Troll on Fire, and he got saddled with the worst human: the baker boy with the strange kindness in his manner.

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    39
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    1072
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    Roxy, across time and space and universes, gets solace from her loneliness.

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    67
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    5687
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    A dumping ground for my shorter fills for HSO Bonus Round 5. Tags updated as needed. Rating may jump.

    1. Dirk<3Jake, America's Great Plains region
    2. John<3Vriska, the Great Wall of China
    3. Mom<3Dad<3Bro, Cirque du Soleil
    4. Tavros♠Dave, Pallet Town
    5. Karkat+Dave, the Hunger Games arena

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    6
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1614
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    Dirk Strider, private dickbag, and Roxy Lalonde, public Catwoman.

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    3
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    600
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    A fill for HSO BR5; Dirk + White Queen, gen, Prospit.

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    The first time you try for Prospit, you are seven years old and you make yourself an astronaut helmet first.

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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    93
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    12
    Hits:
    752
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    Fill for HSO Bonus Round 5

    Dirk/Jane in a Doomed Timeline.

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    8
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    1039
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    You're about to meet your best friend for the first time, in Vegas, for a night of drunken debauchery.

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    36
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    1
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    1646
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    All the people here seem to not be entirely at home. I think that maybe living in a hellhole in buttfuck nowhere might be the cause or they're all hopped up sniffing some drug they're not sharing. Might help me fucking put up with them if I couldn't tell the difference between the sternohyoid or sternocleidomastoid either. Fuck if I'm going to renew this contract. These interns could shit in each other's faces for all I care.

    I'm not sure if I can last the year that I signed up for. It's all on a contract but I'm kicking myself in the ass for not manipulating in some sort of loophole to get the hell out of dodge.

    It would all be fine if you were here. I promised myself I wouldn't guilt you on sentimental horseshit anymore but I guess in the end I couldn't fucking help it. Figures.

    I miss you.

    -DS

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    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    618
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    "Ever since you started travelling with Jake English six months ago you’ve learned several things about him. He is enthusiastic, foolishly optimistic, and stubborn to a fault. He is also a werewolf."

    Round 2 Entry for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics - The prompt was "Monsters".

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    1
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    236
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    25
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    3360
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    Sweet dreams are made of these...just kidding. Dave is the creature that gives Jade nightmares, and they aren't sweet dreams at all.

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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    821
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    Suddenly everything they've ever felt is redefined for the worse.

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    Bookmarks:
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    3754
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    Equius agrees to bet on a robot fight. Dirk is gambling on what happens afterward.

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4321
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    After the death of her friends, it's up to Jane to play through the loopholes and try to win back control of the game.

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    148
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2463
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    [AU] In which John is a ghost and Dave is the only one who can see him.

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    3,240
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2002
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    You live a life of constant sexual frustration. You get on the computer while he's not around and you write torrid romantic fanfictions about him and you traversing the landscape illustrated with crappy pictures you stole from the internet and you put them in a folder on his desktop called FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION SIGNED YOUR HORSE.

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    1
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    14
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1731
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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde, you are the 1337est hacker that ever used the retro phrase '1337' unironically, your mother is a famous writer, and you have basically three friends.

    Oh, also, you appear to be the protagonist of a dating sim. You're not so good at the dating part, if said dates are supposed to involve you.

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    English
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2220
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    Dirk's looking for a way across the river. He gets that, and more.

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    English
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    740
    Chapters:
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    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522

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