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    (This is a joke and is not to be taken seriously) Vriska and Karkat have been secretly filling buckets, but now she is going to find out Karkat's fetish.

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    i do think you could say that she is, in fact, out of this world!
    but in a different sense.
    maybe like as in a different plane of existence. you know?

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    It’s dark in the small entrance hall of the apartment. He squints at the paper in his hand, turns it back and forth- 119, 611- and shrugs.

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    Sometimes Dave just gets lost in time. He forgets there are things to do, until the decision to go back and save the kids who fucked up months ago is one that’s sat for too long. If he can convince Rose, he can convince anyone.

    The odd thing is that he could swear that they used to be good together.

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    Early on in their game session, Terezi attempts to occupy herself by bothering Karkat.

    [Written for Round One of HSO 2012 for Team Karkat<3Terezi, and finally getting around to posting it onymously in celebration of Karezi Day]

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    Team Rose<3Roxy's entry for the HSO collab round. The prompt was 'aberration.'
    Credit also goes to our AO3-less contributors on Tumblr - absinthe-and-turtles and introvertedquintessence.
     

     

    Rose and Roxy have always lived in the castle, or so it seems.

    But then, appearances can be deceiving when the universe constantly changes the rules.

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    Team Rose<3Roxy's HSO submission for Round 3. The prompt was 'balancing act.'

     

    The only way that Roxy knows her mother is from watching her die.

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    Davesprite meets with his John, for a time.

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    Captain Jade Harley was ready for an adventurous life of Space Exploration, but now she's stuck on a long voyage in the company of her distressingly attractive first mate Egbert, and the insufferable alien buttface they picked up along the way.

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    Where Karkat is The Troll on Fire, and he got saddled with the worst human: the baker boy with the strange kindness in his manner.

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    For HSO 2012 Round 3. Writing by lionpyh; digital paintings by cloudyMew.

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    TG: the whole thing is basically just us checking in at humiliation station
    TG: a stamp on the passport a stroll through the scanner and a slap on the butt from the pointy raving maniac on security once shes checked out our nudes in the x-ray
    TG: you know the drill by now right

    (team davecest's submission for HSO 2012, round 3: BALANCING ACT)

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    TG2: like what the fuck even is this proposition
    TG: the ordinarily nebulous concept of artistry wrought in tangible form
    TG2: oh yeah
    TG: it’s a note telling you it makes cents for us to date
    TG: hidden in a shoebox full of nickels
    TG: do you know how long that shit took to collect

    (team davecest's submission for HSO 2012, round 2: MONSTERS)

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    You're about to meet your best friend for the first time, in Vegas, for a night of drunken debauchery.

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    Dave takes Rose out on their first date, but everything is not as it seems . . .

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    All the people here seem to not be entirely at home. I think that maybe living in a hellhole in buttfuck nowhere might be the cause or they're all hopped up sniffing some drug they're not sharing. Might help me fucking put up with them if I couldn't tell the difference between the sternohyoid or sternocleidomastoid either. Fuck if I'm going to renew this contract. These interns could shit in each other's faces for all I care.

    I'm not sure if I can last the year that I signed up for. It's all on a contract but I'm kicking myself in the ass for not manipulating in some sort of loophole to get the hell out of dodge.

    It would all be fine if you were here. I promised myself I wouldn't guilt you on sentimental horseshit anymore but I guess in the end I couldn't fucking help it. Figures.

    I miss you.

    -DS

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    Karkat wishes they'd be more professional about it, though.

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    "Ever since you started travelling with Jake English six months ago you’ve learned several things about him. He is enthusiastic, foolishly optimistic, and stubborn to a fault. He is also a werewolf."

    Round 2 Entry for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics - The prompt was "Monsters".

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    “The booby trap was supposed to catch heroes. And unprofessional archaeologists. I didn’t think anyone else would come up here.”

    “Oh, what, so I’m not hero material, is that it?” said Sollux. “Just because I can’t see and don’t have two biceps per arm, I’m not booby worthy, huh?”

    There was a pause as they both considered that sentence.

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    A princess plagued by a nameless monster wins the aid of her dueling suitors, a haughty prince and a blind pauper. Unfortunately, in this cautionary tale, their brazen overconfidence gives them more than either of them bargained for...

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