20 Works in Brave New Bork

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    Welcome to Satellite Five! It's time for another episode of Date or Die!

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    Kotaku Exclusive:

    BioWarFare's newest game iZombie: best game ever or giant conspiracy?

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    They’re sad! They’re French! They sing a lot! And they really star in an Alexandre Dumas book about sword fights and intrigue and revenge and possibly musketeers! (Featuring Marius Pontmercy as the hapless young d’Artagnan who sadly doesn’t get to challenge anyone to a duel.)

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    In a completely separate universe from the Pineapple Express movie, two children meet on a magical train.

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    This is what happens when you see the name "Yuri!!! on Ice" and think it's, y'know, yuri on ice.

    (Basically: Please do not go here looking for things resembling YoI canon in any way.)

    Written for the Brave New Bork exchange!

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    A crack work for Brave New Bork, interpreting "Altered Carbon" by title and nothing else.

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    Total nonsense written for the Brave New Bork Exchange, a gift exchange all about misunderstanding titles and interpretation them in the most literal way possible. So if you're for BDS&M type stuff I'm so sorry. On the other hand if you actually want to read about a bunch of different grey and greyish colors than boy do I have the fic for you.

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    This is a work based on a vague impression of "Monster Girl Encyclopedia". It is for a crack prompt and may not be satisfying to fans of Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

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    Liv works at the mall. Or: iZombie minus all possible context or canon knowledge.

    Written for the Brave New Bork exchange!

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    Once upon a time in the west, there was a boy born to poor parents, and his father went out to search for a godfather.

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    The mandatory introduction course is really ominously named, and Alexandra has to ask her RA if it’s a course worth taking.

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    The staff of the Freakshow Diner crack jokes, work up a sweat, and make a mean pot pie-- a staff report by Ari Sears.

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    This fic was written using what the author thought the fandom might be about. It might have no bearing on reality.

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”

    The voice came through on the wireless, low, warm, and crackling a bit with the distance in counterpoint to the fire going in the living room.

    "It's a bit of an insult, don't you think," Clementine Amaretti said, punching down the dough for what was destined to become six very fine loaves of white bread, "that they only consider the creatures in that tale? What of the people? Or the inanimate objects? I have it on very good authority that there was an overnight roast going in that house, do you think it wasn't moving?"

    The dough, wisely, remained silent.

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    Tia Y’Shyroth Omrani, Princess of Kel’tai, General of the As’shya legions, destroyer of galaxies, stares blankly at the woman standing in front of the host stand.

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    The hauntings start in middle school, which honestly, Thaïss Grey thinks, years after the fact, is the best and the worst time to discover that not only are ghosts real, something about you makes them want to hang around.

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    "They want you to do pairs with Baryshnikova—"

    "Excuse me?"

    "It's good for morale."

    "Whose morale?" Kadriye asks, pushing through the front doors, "The Americans?"

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    "Whatcha got for me?" she says, popping in next to Maya as Palmer calls "Next!" in the bright, peppy tone of someone who has lost the will to live and the patience to deal with people who refuse to look up from their phones.

    "Uh," Maya says, blinking for a moment, hands moving on autopilot. "Three pineapple smoothies with Greek, two strawberry-pineapple shake-ups, one pineapple-banana sparkle, and—" her voice drops "—that fucking guy with the fucking ice cubes and the fucking Splenda."

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    Purchas thy copie of this moste Useful & Edifying Tome today, where-ever Books are Sold

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    My archnemesis, Gretzky Luongo, preferred Reeboks.

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