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Thottie Protection Squad

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"THOTTIE PROTECTION SQUAD"

 

leggi my eggi: guys i got big news

 

thlut squad: wat

 

leggi my eggi: the principal notified me that a filmmaking company wants our class as actors for this new show theyre writing

 

cryptid: whats it about?

 

thlut squd: cryptid spotted

 

cryptid: shut up

 

leggi my eggi: i havent found that out yet but the company, Future Foundation, says its a mystery thing

 

ahoy: weird name but ok

 

britney spears: that name strikes fear for some reason

 

cheerios: can we not talk about this its creeping me out

 

hot topic: same

 

Richie Rich: It’s for the best.

 

sharpay evans: lets talk about togami dying by the hands of chiaki

 

kiwigiwi: n o d e a t h

 — . . . ✈ 』

thlut squad: kazuichi souda aka ultimate car fucker

 

ryan evans: lean stop

 

leggi my eggi: lean?

 

sharpay evans: lean cockwater aka ultimate balls

 

britney spears: aka ultimate baseball bat fucker

 

sharpay evans: THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME TOKO WENT FERAL AND WROTE SOME FANDOM ASS AND FUCKED UP FANFICS. IN ONE LEON FUCKED A BASEBALL BAT

 

thlut squad: ex cuse me

 

ahoy: proof or it didnt happen

 

sharpay evans: sin

 

leggi my eggi: any others?

 

cryptid: NO

 

cryptid has muted the chat for 12 hours.

 — . . . ✈ 』

britney spears: IM DRUNK

 

Richie Rich: you better fucking not be

 

thlut squad: daddy togami strikes again

 

ahoy: s t o p

 

britney spears: DRUNK ON RESPECT WOMEN JUICE

 

britney spears: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

 

hot topic: if she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 

ahoy: someone please save us

 

thlut squad: no one can save us.

 — . . . ✈ 』

 

"DIRECT MESSAGES: churro & yam"

 

churro: i think im ready to tell my class

 

yam: you dont have to, just because i told mine

 

churro: i want to

 

churro: wish me luck! <3

 

yam: good luck, kuro <3

 

churro and yam are offline.

 

 — . . . ✈ 』

"THOTTIE PROTECTION SQUAD"

 

ryan evans: guys, can i tell you something?

 

thlut squad: mukuro its 2am

 

thlut squad: but ofc

 

britney spears: yeah!

 

ryan evans: i know not many people are on but they'll see it in the morning

 

ryan evans: im dating peko

 

britney spears: TOKO OWES ME 10 BUCKS HELL YEAH BOIIIII

 

thlut squad: congrats! how long?

 

ryan evans: a few weeks, i was just kinda scared to mention it

 

ahoy: idk why not, we're happy for you!

 

Richie Rich: if she hurts you, we're having problems

 

ryan evans: okay dad

 

hot topic: get to sleep

 

hot topic: congrats muku

 

ryan evans: ty lestie, gn everyone

 

ryan evans and 6 others are offline.