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Spiderman @binderman 

“If you act like a thot, you're gonna get treated like a thot” said a very wise man once said 

 

James @wintersmoulder

That wise man was me after we painted our faces like clowns 

 

Peter @junkoposes

Yall did what now??

 

Yuri @ stopyellingbitch

Where's pepper when you need her 

 

Mom @ pepper

I'm in my office and its 2 am those two should be asleep 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

If yall care bucky posted our clown videos, did i mention we film like eight tiktoks 

 

Freddie @ fellowwhovian

Where did yall even get paint or makeup and stuff 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

Shhhh dont tell steve but like i snuck into his room and stole a few paints and some brushes

 

????! @thotdetected 

Why does captain america have paint in his room 

 

Spiderman @ binderman 

He like to paint, he says it's calming 

 

James @ wintersmoulder

I tried to tiptoe around my living quarters to get clints makeup but like he's a spy and can tell when someone is sneaking around and he woke up

 

Peter @ junkoposes

Well did he get mad at you or 

 

James @ wintersmoulder

He signed where it was and told me to put it back so all in all I don't think he minded much 

 

Goth GF @ witchyhands 

Do any of you even know how to apply makeup/face paint 

 

James @ wintersmoulder 

No but painting a clown face on spidermans mask was super fun 

 

Syd @ cosplaytings

You painted his mask!!!!

 

Eddiecc @ choatic.edward

Tony stark is gonna be mad yall 

 

Nedward @ guyinthechair

I dont think Mr stark would mind but like @wintersmoulder and @binderman are gonna be in a fuck ton of trouble 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

Ill just tell mr stark that my suit needs washing and ill wear the other one 

 

Put them on ur head @ unpocoloco

How many suits do you even have anyway 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

I think that classified information but its like really late and pepper tony and the rest are all asleep so ill ask in the morning 

 

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Wall Street Journal @WSJ

What's happening to our line of defense? The avengers seem to have launched a youtube channel and former assassin Bucky Barnes along side vigilante spiderman have recently joined the popular social media platform tiktok. Click here to read more. 

 

Iced Americano @ capamerica

@ WSJ nothing is wrong with your line of defense you need to remember that the avenger are people who have lives and families and that they can whatever they please as long as it isn't breaking the law y'know

 

Iced Americano @ capamerica 

So if they wanna have fun and launch a youtube account i honestly don't see what the problem is. 

 

Rory @ theantagonist  

Both fair points but i don't think people who spend all their time fighting aliens and shit should be on youtube cause for all we know they could be using that platform to promote violence to young kids 

 

Clear af @ vision 

Some people online are really stupid 

 

Goth GF @ witchyhands 

@vision i thought you were on holiday 

 

Clear af @ vision 

I was but i ended up in area 51

 

Mousey @ Ratatoille 

Skskksksks ,,,,,,,,, how did you end up in area 51 

 

M @ angel_irl

Now thats a story time id watch 

 

Tony @ IamIronMan

Thats a great idea but unfortunately i'd rather not have people know what's in there 

 

Freddie @ fellowwhovian

How do you know what's in area 51 huh 

 

Tony @ IamIronMan 

I'm Tony Stark of course I know 

 

Beter @parkour

True but ,,,,,,, how DO you mean

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I thought the majority of the avengers knew what was in there 

 

M angel_irl

Does spiderman know?

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

DOES spiderman know 

 

Mom @Pepper 

No he doesn't 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

How come he doesn't know 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Because if I recall he declined my offer to make him an official member 

 

Peter @junkoposes

Wow really that's dumb 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Was it tho @ junkoposes 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

But I'd he wanted to know he could just ask 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

He could? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Can I Know what's in Area 51

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

No you can't know 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Wow rude much

 

Emily Hanks @EH

spiderman just called Tony Stark rude, bet if I did that I'd get used or something 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

@EH probably not I'm kinda a bitch sometimes 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

What did I say about name calling tones 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

Do the avengers had a rule against name calling 

 

Syd @cosplaytings 

Thats cute bless 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Its actually not 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

You'd be surprised how many arguments escalate in name calling 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

The amount of times I've called Barnes a little fuckung bitch and almost got smacked in the face with that metal arm is concerning 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Me and Sam have a love hate relationship 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

No it's a hate hate relationship, @wintersmoulder  i hate you 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

I hate you to  love <3 <3 <3 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Not this again 

 

Carl @Carl1203

Not what again 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

This thing Barnes and Wilson do to show each other how much they 'hate' the other which means both of them getting equally annoyed 

 

Stinky @tonkywonky 

Oof I ship it sksksks

 

Emily Hanks @EH

@ tonkywonky ew don't do that 

 

Jo @SMfan

If someone what's to ship them then they should be allowed @ EH

 

Beter @parkour 

@SMfan I assure you that most of the avengers dont wanna get paired with their teammates 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

@ tonkywonky i have a significant other anyway so like don't do that yeah 

 

Stinky @tonkywonky 

At least I don't ship you with @ capamerica 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Hold up what 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I dont think yall know that certain avengers get paired off with others regardless of their relationship status 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I.E Steve and Bucky, Natasha and Clint etc. Etc. 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Highkey didn't know that was a thing 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Hold up me and Clint, in what fucking universe 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Nats right Clint is a disaster 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

I'm a disaster but am also fucking hot 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Any guy who be lucky to date me 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You right @Katnisss we should go on a date 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff  

Sam you're taking it a bit far 

 

Emily Hanks @EH 

Is this what you meant by equally annoy each other 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

@EH yeah and sam is playing a dangerous game 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I wanna see how this ends 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

You and I both know it'll either end in first fight or some extreme sparring 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Oh lord here we go

 

Peter @junkoposes 

What's happening, I smell tea 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Someone get this on camera 

 

Clear af @vision 

I will, come on 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Wilson you better back off 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Or what 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

@Katnisss we should have dinner and a movie 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Sam what are you doing 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Tryna steal your heart 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

His heart is already stolen 

 

Michael @twitterdotcom

Someone is jealous 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

@Twitterdotcom makes sense tbh 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Yeah Thor's right 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

I'm so over this already 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

For anyone who doesn't know what's happening 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi 

Sam Wilson is being a fool 

 

Popping @vinesaspills 

Does Clint have a boyfriend, cause if not I don't see the problem 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

For crying out loud Clint is my boyfriend and I don't like that Wilson is tryna get with him 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Watching barnes explode is really funny 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I'm sure it wouldn't be funny if Sam was flirting with Steve or pepper 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

You guys always take a prank too far 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

The spider child is right 

 

Dr Who? @nattiegurl 

Is spiderman a child 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

How old is spiderman oof

 

Mom @Pepper 

Really Sam, really 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

That was wild 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

Yall need to chill like all of you 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi 

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you lot 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Brother nobody asked you to stay on earth 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

Well it's better than asgard so hush 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

What happened to sam and Bucky 

 

Izzy @lofty 

Oh yeah they just vanished 

 

Clear af @vision 

I think there both in the training room

 

Goth GF @witchyhands

I can hear them arguing oof 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Let me know when the fist fight starts 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

@mercwithamouth think it just started 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Damn kinda wish I was there 

 

Beter @parkour 

@wakandstechie no you don't trust me 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Time to go split it up before it gets bad, come on @Katnisss