19 Works in The Iron Capsicle: a collection of Steve Rogers/Tony Stark fanfiction

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    “Steve, I know what it looks like.”
    “It looks like you’re covered in ‘bruises’ sitting naked in a bathtub filled with ice water!”
    “Icing my ass after an unexpected rough night of passion?”
    “Yes!” I squeak. I’m ashamed to say I squeaked. “But why!" I breathe trying to advert my eyes while addressing my immodest team mate. "Tony, why?” I finally ask in a regular tone of voice.
    “I honestly have no idea.”

    This is not your grandma's fanficton. Tony and Steve wake up in Vegas with no money, no identification, and no clothes. Instantly things get worse. Vegas is no cream pie if you're a dentist, a teacher, and an autistic idiot. She's an even more ruthless bitch to two superheroes. Steve and Tony were never exactly "friends", but now Steve is stuck wondering if they may have been a whole lot more than that the night before. In the words of Jack Nicolson, YOU.CAN'T.HANDLE.THE.TRUTH.

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    12,398
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2208
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    Loki is a famous model who gets a chance to act in a blockbuster. Thor will become his bodyguard and things get complicated. The location of the filming is the Stark Mansion and Steve has certain reasons why he isn’t happy about it. Sorry guys, I still suck at writing summaries.

    Words:
    16,418
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2470
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    Here's how it goes: Reed Richards is a self-absorbed, frigid bastard, Cap is an ass, throwing Spiderman at frat boys is an acceptable form of distraction and gay-goo is a thing which is not fun.

    Words:
    1,531
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4963
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    After finding out the attack on earth was not totally Loki’s fault his sentence is reduced to a relatively minor one. But just when Loki is banished to banality, things no one expected begin to happen. Unfortunately for the Avengers, Loki’s return to earth has brought out Loki’s eldest and most fearsome son, Jormugandr. Interested only in making his mother suffer, Jormugandr teams up with other notorious villains with dreams of bringing down SHIELD for profit and for the lols.

    Including: Tony and Steve’s relationship as it unfolds… slowly, Thor and Loki’s reconciliation, Natasha asks Barton for sperm, Bruce and Jane have stuff in common, Fenrir falls in love with Darcy, and Jim Moriarty attacks Tony Stark.

    Slight warning for semi-bestiality, Fenrir is a giant wolf really and that is not totally gone even when he appears human.

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    8,909
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    845
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    Tony Stark does not have time for this garbage. Someone outed his secret to the public. No, not the one where he's dating Steve. Yes, the one where he's a mutant. Yes, he's mad. Yes, his life sucks. What else is new? Oh, hi, Extremis.

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    74,839
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    8702
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    Tony is protective of his own. The Avengers are off limits to Fury and his lackeys. But maybe he should be more concerned with his own safety. Oops.

    Blooper reel added!

    Series
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    51,539
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    431
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    19029
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    The 21st century is shiny and new and everything Steve isn't. When he tries to better understand his new world, Tony helps. Or tries to. At least it isn't the porno Clint showed him.

    Words:
    7,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3355
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    In which Tony is pining and Steve is oblivious, and the Avengers and Pepper are not having this.

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    20,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    6231
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    Clint makes an offhand comment about oral. Steve does not understand. Clint tells Steve that Tony will give him a demonstration. Good things happen between our favorite heroes.

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    1,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2573
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    Tony wakes Steve up in the middle of the night, telling him he needs company.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1981
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    After the events of Civil War and the supposed death of Captain America, the United States' future takes a turn for the dystopic. By the year 2028, Tony Stark finds himself imprisoned and going insane in a world where superhumans are hunted down, cameras fill every home, and loving another man is a capital offense. As he recalls the events that got him to this place, Steve Rogers makes plans for his escape.This story follows Marvel canon through the end of Civil War, then branches into an alternate future.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5675
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    It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.

    Translated into Chinese!

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    1/1
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    1
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    76
    Kudos:
    700
    Bookmarks:
    270
    Hits:
    12838
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    Set during It's All in the Mind and Telekinesis 101 (Or A Guide to Readjusting Perceptions).

    "The Talk" hasn't changed much over the years, which is probably why Steve should have realized what was coming when he began to surreptitiously date Tony.

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    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    9516
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    The story takes place after the Avengers. Loki is now on their side but Tony doesn’t trust him so he keeps an eye on him. However, he finds out something he didn’t expect. And Steve’s also there with him. Sorry guys, I still suck at writing titles and summaries.
    Warnings: smut, slash, bad English. You've been warned!
    I own nothing...

    Words:
    3,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2145
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    Tony is not an idiot. Tony built the arc reactor in a cave with a box of scraps. Tony built Iron Man with cannibalized weapons. Tony is a bona fide genius. Tony…can admit that even geniuses need help, especially when it comes from the X-Men.

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    25,631
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    13097
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    Tony is a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony…has some unresolved issues. Namely, the problem called Steve. Or maybe his overactive brain. Pick either.

    Now with the first version of Charles Xavier's meeting the Avengers (or the scene that I scrapped).

    Series
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    27,209
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    19418
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    The insides of his head feel broken and disjointed, the world too close and too rough, too- something, he doesn't know, but it makes his teeth ache and his chest hurt, a molten ball of lead and hot, searing pain around the arc reactor.

    Words:
    759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3136
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    Fill for this prompt at Avengerkink.
    Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.

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    22,995
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    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    543
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    24722
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    It all started with a few drinks and a stupid challenge Steve naively accepted.

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    1,522
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    3172

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